Jay
"Sorry if I've been pissing you off, " he said abruptly.
"You always piss me off."
"Yeah, " he said. I looked over at him, and damn he looked sad. I mean, if you didn't know him, he looked like he was just thinking. But the way his shoulders slacked told me, yeah, sad.
"What's wrong?" He still wouldn't look at me. "Teyo."
"I'm sorry. If you want me to stop, like fucking around, I'll stop." he was quiet again. "You never told me anything, and I'm not trying to---"
"Dude, " I sighed. "Like, yeah, you have been pissing me off, but - that's you. That's your personality. That's why we're friends, right?" I bit the inside of my lips before saying, "I'm sorry."
He looked up at me, my cue to look the fuck away. "I think I'm gay, " I told him. It wasn't like a revel-fucking-lation, but it was still hard to say. My throat felt like there was a cork buried inside of it, now that I made it offical.
I heard him get up, still staring a dark hole into my wooden floor. Suddenly I was yanked up into the air, hauled over the shoulder while Teyo started to dance around.
"Dude, " I held onto his back, as my stomach cried into his shoulder. He ignored me and said:
"Does this mean no more gay jokes?"
"I might be gay, but I'm not a fa---"
He was putting me down now, this rollercoaster ride over.
"This is kind of funny, " he said.
"Not while I'm being castrated by my dad."
He smiled, his ugly ass wise-idea smile.
"But that's kind of gay."
"Definitely, " I laughed, inspite of myself.
"Does this mean you're attracted to me?"
"I mean---"
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Romance"What if I told you - that I wanted to suck dick?" "Dismissed." "But, " he was now trying to find a way to get me to respond to him. I rolled my eyes, waiting for whatever shit was about to rivet out his dumpster-truck head-ass. "What if I was hard...
