He leaned against me while I aimed my dick at the urinal.
"Get the fuck, " I started. Teyo was taking his piss as well, damn disgusting nigga.
"OH, " he said, after a few HOURS, before he stood up properly. "Jay, you got a long ass dick."
"I know, " I smiled to myself.
"You could really fuck a girl up with that, " he was laying his Hispanic accent on, thick.
"Think I don't know?"
"You had sex, nigga?" He asked. I put my package away and went to the sink to wash my hands.
"Yeah, " I simply said. I had. Awkward as my experience was.
"When - where and - how did I not know about this?"
"A while back and - you didn't know because there was no reason to tell you?"
"WOW, " he still said, mock-hurt.
"Don't be a bitch." I laughed.
"So you gonna teach me how to fuck?"
"I swear you're the gayest fucking nigger."
He was laughing non-stop now, body waving back and forth like those big fun balloons.
"I'm serious, " he said abruptly.
"Bitch, suck my dick."
"Bitch, gladly. - I mean---" I hit the floor at that. At first I thought he was joking, but he had genuinely slipped on his words if his ugly, red smile said anything. Didn't know this nigga could even change colors like that.
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"Teyo, "
"YES, " he boomed, at the teacher no less.
"The answer to problem two."
"THE ANSWER IS, " he projected like a damn elephant. He didn't know it, though. Mr. Halls had him 'phone a friend'. He tried to answer for a couple more hours before referring to none other than I.
"Genetic mutation, " I said monotone.
"Close."
"Nigga, " I whispered at him.
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Romantizm"What if I told you - that I wanted to suck dick?" "Dismissed." "But, " he was now trying to find a way to get me to respond to him. I rolled my eyes, waiting for whatever shit was about to rivet out his dumpster-truck head-ass. "What if I was hard...
