Dear Ian,
Hello. As you may know, our class is being forced to write to other students at another school. Our teacher wrote the students in your English class's names down on a piece of paper and put them in a hat. I just so happened to choose you. So, I guess I shall tell you some things about myself. Here are 5 random facts:
1) My name is Margaret Elise Reyes.
2) I hate being called Margaret, I go by Maggie.
3) I punched the last kid that called me Margaret in the face.
4) I hate Taco Bell, it's gross.
5) I have a gay older brother :)
So um, I'm gonna guess you're forced to write back. So I'll be waiting for a letter from you :)
Also, why can't we just text? This is bullshit.
Yours truly,
Maggie
