Dear Maggie,
You are absolutely beautiful I don't understand where you see 'gross'. And thank you for giving me a face to the name. Now, when I talk to my friends about you I can show them what you look like.
To continue with the 5 facts thing:
1. I live in Los Angeles, CA.
2. I'm really into video games.
3. My favorite color is green. But not any color green. Neon green.
4. I love waffles. I could eat them all day if it was allowed.
5. I have a burning desire to meet you.
Does that last one make me sound like a creep? We've been talking for a month now, thanks to the stupid post office or lack of motivation to write on both ends of the party and I think it is appropriate for me to say that meeting you is on my mind. Would you be down to maybe one day meet up? Or am I crazy for even asking? I've never had a pen pal before so I'm not sure exactly how they work or if there is a secret rule against meeting up in person. And I promise, with all of my heart, that I am not an axe murder. And I will not kidnap you if we do meet up.
Sincerely,
Ian.