15-Bedroom Problems

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I have nothing better to do with my life, so here I am!  I am so bored.

Luke: Uh Hey can I ask you something?

Uhhhh sure, what is it?

Luke: Do you think Potato would be responsible for destroying my bedroom?

Kriff, Yep sounds like him.

Luke: I didn't do anything did I?

No not that I am aware of, but Luke it'll be okay I will ask him about it.

Luke: Thanks, I have to go now bye!

OH POTATO WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT!!!!!!!

Potato: Oh gezz I am In trouble aren't I?

Well did you destroy Luke's bedroom?  And you know I can tell if your lying.

Potato: Yes I did because he ate the last muffin this morning.

Seriously......

Potato: Maybe

POTATO YOU DON'T GO DESTROYING SOMEONE'S BEDROOM BECAUSE THEY ATE THE LAST MUFFIN!  ESPICALLY IF IT'S LUKE'S ROOM YOU KNOW THAT ROOM IS OFF LIMITS! 

Your turning to the dark side.  I don't know you anymore, Potato your breaking my heart.  Your going down a path I can't follow.

Potato: YOU PADME QUOTED ME.  Well I did Vader quote you a while back, I should have been expecting this.  Funny thing is I Vader quoted you, then you Padme quoted me.  Husband, and Wife.  You thought of that didn't you?  THE QUOTE BATTLE IS ON!

Maybe, I thought of that maybe I didn't but you gave me a great opportunity to Padme quote you.  You will be a formidable opponent Potato, but I intend to win.

May The Force Be With You!

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