MABEL'S DIARY 😚😙

Entry 1 *🐖*

Thursday, 11/1 2018

Dear Diary,
Hey guys! I'm Mabel Pines, 15 years old, my twin is Dipper Pines who is dating Bill Cipher - "MABEL!!!!" "OKAY DIPPER!" Anyways, last summer was CRAZY. We battled gnomes, DEMONS, dinosaurs - all in Gravity Falls. We live in Point Place, Wisconsin with our mom, dad, and our little sister Paris. At the moment me, Pacifica, Candy, Grenda, Bill and Dipper were at Starbucks. "When is your mom coming to pick us up?" "I don't know Pacifica. I think we should stay out for a little while longe - DIPPER STOP MAKING OUT WITH BILL!!" "Omg.... that's so hot...." "Candy!! Your gross!" After that, we decided to leave. Some people were kinda grossed out when they saw Bill shoving his tongue down Dipper's throat. Mel kicked at mom's seat the whole way home, and Dipper's moans could be heard all the way to the front of the car. Once Candy, Grenda, and Pacifica were home, we went home. Bill was staying, and Wendy was also coming over for dinner. My mom made green beans and potatoes for dinner along with the choice of Coca Cola or Apple Juice. Except I snuck myself a Pit Cola. (Don't tell!!😏🤐). Dad sat next to Dipper, glaring at Bill, who was holding Dipper's hand, who was talking to Wendy, who was also eating, and sitting next to mom. Mel was taking a nap upstairs since she had snack before we came home. I was so tired after dinner, I didn't even toy with Dipper with those sex jokes. Well except the "Don't break the bed!" joke. Dipper glared at me when I said that. Mom and Dad gave us a kiss on the forehead before we all went to bed. Well, that was my first day of fall. Thanks for listening diary! Goodnight!!

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