Sunday 6:45
"Ang wake up" Alex said shaking me
"What bub?" I asked rubbing my eyes
"Mom met a guy Ryan and he's super nice and he has kids and he's taking us out to dinner c'mon his kids are downstairs!" He said like it was Christmas morning lmao. I nodded and got out of bed and found a shane dawson merch hoodie and walked downstairs then I tripped and fell on alex
"Uhh what the heck?!" He groaned
"Sorry I just woke up to an alex shaking me, yelling in my ear!" I hissed back
"Ang don't talk to your brother like that" mom scoldes as 4 boys watched us from the table.
"Hi I'm hunter" the tallest one said
"I'm ashton" the small one said
"I'm brandon" the middle one said
"And I'm Ryan" the older man said
"Hi I'm Ang-"
"Elina" alex corrected
"That's a pretty name" hunter said
"I don't like it"
"Oh I have the same problem with my daughter loren she always wants to be called lor" ryan said
"Wait lorenn?" Alex asked stretching out loren
"Loren gray" he smiled
"Oh we follow each other on insta a while back" I said as mom gave us plates so we can get breakfast.
"Where is she then?" Mom asked
"Oh she's at a photo shoot right now but she'll be at the dinner"
"Oh I have a shoot with vans next week"
"Omg that's soooo cool" Ashton said like how joey does all THE FREAKIN TIME
"You sound like jo-" I got cut off like always by the door slamming open
"Heeey- oh sorry" joey smiled
"It's ok honey want breakfast?"
"If you don't mind I just wanted to see if Alex wanted to hang out cause my fam left"
"And you wouldn't ask me? Rude ass" I mumbled the last part
"Hey joey" brandon and hunter said almost in synce
"Ayee gang"
"Get out" i said plainly while eating my eggs
"Wh- GANG GANG GANG!" he said just to annoy me while sitting down next to me.
"You're such an asshole" I whispered to him
"Ang called me a bad word" joey said louder
"Boi if yoy don't shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zoned sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass tf up" I said rasing my hand back
"Whoa chill Ang" hunter laughed
"This is normal" alex said like nothing happend
"And y'all are aloud to cuss?" Ashton asked
"No but they still do it" mom said
"But they don't get in trouble" brandon said
"Well you just have to accept that they'll say it behind your back and say they don't cuss or trust them to not lie and I taught my kids to not lie" she smiled
"Joey on the other hand..." I said smirking
"Oh be quite" he hushed me then we all laughed.
Hey guys hop you enjoyed my skin tone chicken bone shii lmao
