Fake Love

Breakdown

Peter is exhausted when they get back. Most of all he just wanted to dive into the water outside their bungalow. What he didn't want to see was all of Mj's cousins waiting for them. Peter could even see Mj's reaction of seeing them, it wasn't good.

"Can we just hide or something? I really don't want to deal with them," groaned Mj, pulling him off the dock and into the jungle.

Even Peter kinda didn't want to have Charlotte drool all over him. Mj really did have a strange family. They felt comfortable talking about anything, last time he Peter saw them Charlotte and Luke were arguing how many girls Luke had banged, Peter just awkwardly stared at his hands wishing he wasn't there.

"Too late," whimpered Peter as Charlotte came running up to him, Peter grabbed onto Mj's hand, remembering that they were dating and partly for physical support when Charlotte comes up and almost knocks the wind out of him.

"Hey you love birds," greeted Jason, at least he wasn't the worst out of the four.

Mj gave a silent groan and mentally prepared herself for what was to come.

"We are going on a camping trip!" yelled Emma excitedly, maybe a little too excitedly. She was basically screaming in their faces.

"Please join us Peter," pleaded Charlotte, clinging too his shoulder, dragging him down. Before he came here he had no girls drooling over him, now he had two and they both didn't turn out as he had imagined. One didn't like him at all and the other was too attached and Mj's cousin.

"Ok, ok, we will go," broke Mj, obviously she just gave in to stop their nagging and maybe it wouldn't turn out too bad.

"Be up bright and early then," advised Luke, giving them a I-know-you-won't-be-up-in-time face.

"Camping sounds great," sighed Peter sarcastically, letting go of Mj's now sweaty hand.

"They are kinda fun when they aren't around Linda and my mum,"smiled Mj weakly, rummaging through her bag for the bungalow keys. Eventually she found them and Peter's legs were so sore he collapsed on the bed.

Peter felt really stuffy in the room so he headed out to the dock for some fresh and maybe cool air to clear his head. Mj followed him out secretly.

"What do you want?" asked Peter startled from her sudden appearance.

"Payback for not sneaking into the jungle with me," snickered Mj, creeping slowly towards him.

"What are you doing?"he asked slowly. It all happened way to fast, one moment he was on the deck, the next he was head first in refreshing water.

"I should have seen that coming," he resurfaced, combing his now wet hair with his hands.

Peter swam back to the steps into the water to take off his ten tonne shirt which he had trouble taking off and it got stuck on his head. He looked at Mj with a devilish smile, she knew what he was thinking.

"No!" she wailed as she run down the dock but Peter caught her arm.

It was no use trying to escape, Peter had her safely wrapped in his arms. He picked her up and driver into the water with her as she screamed.

"My god your a screamer," he told her as she resurfaced with her curly hair all over her face.

"Your a real dick Parker," she laughed taking off her soaking wet clothes and chucking them next to Peter's shirt.

"Woah, leave something to the imagination," Peter exclaimed, holding his hand in front of his eyes.

"I'm in a bra and underwear, it's the same as a bikini," she stated, looking at him like he was stupid.