Fuck U, Next [ l.s ]

다섯

hshoe: Can you stop spamming me asking for nudes?!?! We're divorced! Remember??

hshoe: But I still love you though but in more platonic way cause I already have a boyfriend.

hshoe: before you get jealous... Yes I moved on real quick cause you're shit in bed...

hshoe: Feels like I'm talking to myself..

hshoe: So you just announced that you gonna do a show here in London? Well you did know I live here right? So umm maybe you know...

hshoe: I would appreciate it if you maybe umm you know hook me up with some ticket and VIP backstage pass?

hshoe: It's okay if you don't want though..

hshoe: whatever I'm just plain stupid..

hshoe: Sooooo do you still want my nudes?? ;)

hshoe: But sadly I'm with my new boyfriend..

hshoe: Sorry...if you're too horny babe just wank at the thought of me sucking your D ;)

hshoe: whatever..

hshoe: We're eating pizza together...

hshoe: .....

hshoe: Well it's nice talking to myself..

hshoe: *sighs*

hshoe: I love you

hshoe: Bye...Fuck U, Next..

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