Fuck U, Next [ l.s ]

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hshoe: Life is like a dick...simple, soft, relaxed, hanging freely then suddenly a Harry Styles makes it hard 😊

hshoe: Hope you get what I meant ;)

hshoe: Hmm btw I'm so excited to see what you're going to wear on stage... Please give me a little sneak and peek

hshoe: I'm not trying to be a demanding bitch but can you wear this? I always wanted to see you in this in real life...seriously my fav suit on you..I know you don't usually wear one suit many times but pretty please!! 🙏🙏🙏

hshoe: btw let's talk about my day since it looks like I'm talking to myself here 😂

hshoe: This morning I went to school and before that I took out the trash and then I saw this handsome shirtless little fella with loads of tattoos on his body and he was taking out his trash as well but I didn't recognize the boy at all then I went in to ask my mum and she said the boy and his family just moved in! I'm so stupid! I didn't even know that we have a new neighbor! I sure will get to know them! Especially that hot guy 😂

hshoe: Harry...I'm bored! Talk to me!

hshoe: You know what...I just realised something.. You saw and read my dms but didn't response to them at all but you answered all those other fans' dms...I'm not stupid... They screenshot all the dms and I couldn't help but feel jealous..

hshoe: Am I really that bad? Or am I too thirsty for you??

hshoe: Should I change myself so that you will like me more??

hshoe: Hell no..I don't want to change how I am..this is me..weather you like it or not I'm still a fan duhh

hshoe: btw I need your opinion... What should I wear to your show? Should I wear your merch or just wear my own clothes?

hshoe: Your merch is the best option.. Imma go with that.

hshoe: Harry...

hshoe: Harry...

hshoe: Harry...

hshoe: Hazza...

hshoe: I love youuu

hshoe: I can't wait to see you..

hshoe: Oh my god

hshoe: I'll scream daddy so loud

hshoe: So if you hear someone scream DADDY so loud and his voice is high pitched.. Then that's me ;)

hshoe: You better acknowledge my arse

hshoe: Just give me a small wave or better give me a flying kiss..😊

harrystyles: I made you hard?

hshoe: Wait..wtf just happened..

hshoe: Fuck I need my glasses.. Wait I don't want to get my hopes up..wait I'll get my glasses.

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hshoe: HOLY FUVKING MITHER OF FUCKING GOD IMSJHSVSNS HARTYS STULES REPLIED KKSBSJA?! HSHSNSLSGWTF?!?! THAT'S NOT REAL?!? WAIT UT IS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OMGSJSNS I LOVE YOU

hshoe: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFW TFW TWF WTFW WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFWTF WTF WTFW TFW TGW HOW HOW HOW HOW?!?! I CABTVBREATH I CAN'T BREATG HELP ME OMFG CALL FUCKING 911 WTF!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

harrystyles: You done? Please don't freak out again.

hshoe: Wh-

hshoe: LOUIS TOMLINSON GEY THE FUCK UP!! YOU'RE DREAMING TJIS ISN'T REAL THIS ISN'T REAL YOU'RE IN THE WONDERLAND THIS ISN'T REAL

harrystyles: Hey! I'm real

hshoe: STOP MAD HATTER!!! WTF!! STOP TRYING TO COPY HARRY!! THIS ISN'T REAL GET OYT OF MYVDREAM NOW!! I CAN'T ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

harrystyles: That's mean :(

hshoe: Okay I'm not freaking out anymore.. This isn't real

harrystyles: Now answer my question, I made you hard?

hshoe: Fuck..it's real..you replied what the fuck Harry!!! Omg I'm not dreaming!! 😭😭😭😭

harrystyles: You're funny

hshoe: HARRY MOTHER FUVKING STYLES CALLED ME FYNNY WTF!!

harrystyles: I made you hard?

hshoe: FUCKING HELL WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME TGAT?!

harrystyles: "Life is like a dick...simple, soft, relaxed, hanging freely then suddenly a Harry Styles makes it hard 😊" this?

hshoe: Fuck! Noooooooooo that's not what I meant!!! This is really humiliating!! 😭 what I meant was you made my life so hard as a fan not you made my dick hard!! 😭😭

hshoe: Please don't speak of that again 😩😩😩

harrystyles: That's really creative and don't be embarrass :)

hshoe: Thank you and wow you're real...I can't believe this! We're having a real conversation ! 😭😭😭

harrystyles: I have to go, nice talking to you Louis :)

hshoe: Bye..wow you fucking typed my name I'm not okay holy shit! I'm calling LIAM 😭

hshoe: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

hshoe: Thank u, next ♥

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