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So today was kinda crazy on my bus so from now on I'm turning all of the stuff into small little danganronpa related stories. Mainly jokes but ssshHH

now number five

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by NotAVeryGoodWriter1

by NotAVeryGoodWriter1

Shuichi: You are... my fire

Kiibo: The one... desire!

Kokichi: BELIEVE WHEN I SAY

Ibuki: I WANT IT THAT WAY

Miu: TELL ME WHY

Shuichi and Kiibo: AINT NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE

Kokichi and Ibuki: AINT NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE

Miu, referencing Brooklyn 99: now number five

Literally the entire cast: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

Chiaki: WOOH

Literally the entire cast again: I WANT IT THAAAAAAAT WAY!

Mikan turning to look at Sayaka: Now all I can think about is Brooklyn 99

Sayaka, laughing: It was number five

Sayaka and Mikan: number five killed my brother

(soo yeah that happened)

Miu: So they're setting up cameras in the bathroom

Sayaka, sighing: that's nasty

Miu: and it can detect moisture.

Miu, now laughing: so you can't take a piss without it going WEE OOO WEEE OOOOO

[The next stories didn't happen on my bus]

Mikan, sighing: hey Chiaki I'm moving in six days

Chiaki, now holding on tightly to Mikan: and I'm stealing your house.

Fuyuhiko, turning to look at Peko: What?

Peko: I don't know.

Hajime, while being very tired: slavery exists because of black people

Aoi: ...

Nagito, now wheezing: SHUT UP

Shuichi turning to look at Kokichi: So what did you get on your test?

Kokichi, on the verge of tears: a fifty

Usami: The class average was a 97! Only one person failed

Miu: I bet it was Kokichi!

Fuyuhiko: What makes you think that?

Miu: He's facepalming!

Kokichi, now actually crying: haha

Kiibo, in tears: Rantaro hold my arm. Rantaro!

Rantaro links arms with Kiibo

Kiibo: yay!