Thot Destroyer Gareth

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In a world full of thots, there is only one being that stands in their way! This being... is the Sylveon known as... Gareth!

Gareth was minding his own business one day, sitting in a Starbucks, and enjoying a nice, old Cinnamon Roll Frappuccino. That... was when they arrived.

The thots and the white girls. They swarmed into the Starbucks, nearly trampling poor Gareth under their white-girliness.

Gareth realized what he must do. He must vow to join the mythical and legendary Thot Patrol™ if he wanted to purge the world of this cringiness once and for all.

And so he travelled miles and miles (or kilometers for you metric scrubs) until he came across a hooded figure. Underneath the hood, they say that nothing is visible, but it's clearly just a Sableye. "So you have some looking for the mighty Thot Patrol™, eh?" the hooded figure asked.

"How did you know that, Mysterious-Stranger-That-Is-Clearly-A-Sableye?"

"And how did you know my name?"

"It was far from a guess, Mysterious-Stranger-That-Is-Clearly-A-Sableye. I have heard tales of a being that purges thots from this realm of existence with such magnitude that the only thing left in his wake are the Starbucks lattes and frappuccinos that are kept as prizes by the legendary Mysterious-Stranger-That-Is-Clearly-A-Sableye."

"You have learned well, Gareth. You can be recognized as a true member of this mighty guild."

"Thank you, my lord and savior, for christening me with the power necessary to purge these thots from this earthly realm."

Gareth then starts his training, which is shown in a beautiful montage. He does combat with his sensei in a field of flowers, he meditates under a waterfall, he delivers milk up and down a mountain every single day, and plows fields with his bare hands.

After he finishes his training, Gareth sets out to find the nearest Starbucks in hopes of finding his first thot to purge.

Upon entering the Starbucks, the white girls turn to look at the figure that exudes the essence of pure dominance. It also helps that Gareth t-poses as he enters, establishing his dominance immediately.

Gareth walks up to the cashier. "Excuse me, my lady. I am looking for a thot that must be purged. I have heard rumors across the realm that led me to this..." He looks down and steps a bit more to the right. "This exact location. Now if you may speak about who and where the thot is, I will kindly rid them of their life for your sake."

The Starbucks employee grins. Her uniform suddenly disintegrates, and revealing clothes grows in its place. Gareth watches in horror as the Starbucks employee steps up onto the desk and opens Snapchat on her phone. A muffled scream comes from behind Gareth. He looks and gasps. It's the actual Starbucks employee!

Gareth growls and looks at the thot in front of him. "What have you done?!"

"I took his place!"

Gareth jumps onto a table and begins to channel the spiritual energy harnessed by the Thot Patrol™. A purple energy flows around him. The thot, however, contorts her face into the dog face filter, and wings sprout from her back, dripping and oozing with green goop that must be the blood of thots.

The mythical confrontation is about to begin. The two competitors stare each other down. The thot's fake breasts seem to be distracting some Chads, each of whom have multiple white girls swarmed around them. Gareth's pure energy and wholesomeness is going mostly unnoticed because no one cares about decency nowadays. A Glaceon, Jolteon, and Flareon, all of whom are female, are the only ones who notice Gareth's heroism.

The thot's thot beam fires from her mouth along with a terribly fake-looking dog tongue. Gareth's Thot Patrol Energy™ forms a barrier that repels the thot beam completely. The thot gasps. "How is this possible?!"

Gareth laughs. "You underestimated my power, thot! I am the one who shall send you to the Shadow Realm! BEGONE THOT!!!"

The energy around Gareth fires at the thot as he shouts those powerful words. Every trace of her is destroyed as her body is forced into the depths of the Shadow Realm. The only thing that remains is a Pumpkin Spice Latte, the sign that this foe was simply a generic thot. Gareth realizes this and vows to train harder.

The Glaceon, Jolteon, and Flareon follow Gareth outside and surround him. They each give him a kiss. Afterwards, the Glaceon, who introduces herself as Haley, says, "I am very impressed with your thot slaying skills. Please, allow me to stay with you and help you on your quest. I will be your humble guide, as I have travelled these lands far more times than you have."

And Gareth said, "Thank you. I accept your help."

The Jolteon approaches, who introduces herself as Cindy. She says, "Gareth, you have made my day, no, my life with your display of masculinity and dominance. I wish to stay by your side for as long as I live. I will happily give myself to you so that you may carry on your lineage of thot slaying blood."

And Gareth said, "Thank you. I accept your proposal."

The Flareon approaches, introducing herself as Jacklyn. She says, "Gareth, you have impressed me with your power. I wish to join you and assist you in combat against the thots that trouble this realm. I will train with you, and you can look to me for companionship. Cindy has already agreed to it. You are also welcome to look to Haley for companionship as well. We will happily follow you as your guide, wife, battler, and harem."

And Gareth said, "Thank you. I accept your assistance."

This is but only the beginning of an epic tale! This is a tale of love, adventure, action, and of course... thot slaying! This is the epic of Gareth!