Jeb! and Prince Harry avenge George H.W's Death

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by YventalLunala

by YventalLunala

Jeb was taking a shit when Prince Harry threw a newspaper at the window. Jeb! thought nothing of it.

It had been 2 years after America had two horrible choices: Trump or Hillary. Trump won, but he had just banned turtles, which pissed Jeb! off.

Bees have been a problem lately. They have been more aggressive than usual. Newspaper headlines read, "BEN CARSON KILLED BY BEES" . At first, Jeb! thought it was fake.

Jeb! was gay. So fucking gay. Nobody knew it. Not his family members. Not the world. Only Jeb!.

Mom was dead. Dad was dead. George Jr was in love with Michelle Obama, and having an obsession of passing each other candy at funerals. Yes, funerals. You read that right.

Jeb!