You're Disgusting - An IT (2017) Fanfiction

Y'all are hoes

One year after IT...

September 17, 2018

It was a long day after school, a long few weeks of Eddie being completely by himself, and that's when he got that text.

7:08p.m.

Unknown: H i t o r m i s s i g u e s s t h e y n e v e r m i s s h u h

Eddie: Who the fuck is this?

Unknown: im ur boyfriend and i dont kiss ya

Eddie: I don't have a boyfriend?? What the fuck??

Unknown: nah just messing with u

Unknown: guess who 😏

Eddie: Some dumbass from school who somehow got my number...

Eddie: Richie's stupid ass would give my number out like nothing 🙄

This, in fact, earned a small chuckle from Richie. "I don't swing that low." He said, as if Eddie could hear him.

Unknown set his name to eddies tru love 😘

eddies tru love 😘: i am from school, yeah.

Eddie: That's not fucking happening.

Eddie: Hell no.

Eddie set eddies tru love 😘's name to Stupid Motherfucker

The boy smiled to himself in real life, satisfied that he could properly correct the troll's name.

Eddie: Much better ❤️️

Stupid Motherfucker set his nickname to Richie 😘

Richie 😘: I got a new number u fucking thot 😠😠😡😠😡

Eddie: Well you aren't getting a heart next to your name you meanie 😡😡

Eddie set Richie 😘's name to Richie

Eddie: Better, a lot better.

Richie: well fuck you. am just bored 🙃

Eddie: Go get a life then. I'm not in the mood Rich.

Richie: ima go suck stans dick 😏😏

Richie shut off his phone, and walked downstairs. He was obviously joking, but whatever.

Eddie stared at that text for a long while, suspecting either Richie's usual sarcastic nature or he really liked Stanley. The male decided to text Stan about it, he was bored anyways.

7:09 p.m.

Eddie: Stan, are you awake?

Stan The Man: Yeah why?

Eddie: I think Rich might have a crush on you 🤔🤔

Stan The Man: Lol no

Eddie took a screenshot of his conversation with Richie!

Eddie sent a photo to Stan The Man!



Eddie: Look what he sent me about you, it seems weird.

Stan The Man: hes probably being sarcastic?

Eddie: But, out of all the names he could've said, why'd he choose yours is my question?

Eddie: I mean, he could've made up a name or something.

Stan The Man: we used to date lmao 👌

Eddie: Wait

Eddie: SERIOUSLY??? 😨😨😨

Stan The Man: yeah

Eddie set Stan The Man's name to Ex-Richie Fucker 3000

Eddie: I'm fucking SCARRED

Ex-Richie Fucker 3000: He gives great bjs

Eddie: NONONONONO

Eddie: STOPSTOPSTOP

Eddie: YOU'RE LYING ABOUT THE BLOWJOB THING

Eddie: PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE

Eddie: STAN

Eddie: STAN FUCKING ANSWER

Ex-Richie Fucker 3000: nope not lying

Eddie: I'M

Eddie: I'M

Eddie: I'M CALLING RICHIE RIGHT NOW

Eddie's quick to call Richie's number, completely mortified by the information he's just heard. His breath is all shaky and shit, and he's shaking, everything's just shaking. You could say he's shook.

Richie was in the kitchen, eating leftover pizza from two days ago, like the rat he is. He was slow to answer his phone. "What, Edward?" He asked, rather impatient.

"YOU'VE SUCKED STAN'S DICK?" He asked, no, screeched into the phone. He's lucky to have been home alone, or mama Sonia would probably be coming for that ass. "This is- This is unbelievable! We- We aren't even of age yet! What the fuck is WRONG with you two?!"

Richie at the time had just got a glass of water. He raised the cup to his mouth, only to choke on it. "Who told you that?!" Richie demanded. "Oh my god, Stan is such a fucking dick..." He muttered to himself, inhaling as he rubbed the bridge of his nose. "What am I going to do with him..?" Richie sighed.

"YEAH, he's a dick that you sucked off! And I didn't know you were a bottom! And you've ALWAYS made fun of me for it! Richie! I just-!" He took a long, deep sigh as he thought about his next choice of words. "Who else have you sucked off BESIDES Stanley?"

Richie knitted his eyebrows, thinking. "OKAY, first of all, you fucking thot... I am NOT a bottom. Obviously. Top's can suck dick too, you stereotypical rat." He screeched quickly. "And, second of all," He paused. "I've sucked alotta' dick, Edward."

"I DIDN'T KNOW TOPS DID THAT TOO!" He yelled out, pulling the phone from his ear to text the Loser's Club group chat they had made a while back, in which they all had the meme-i-est names possible.

Edward Who-Toucha-My-Spaghetward: RICHIE'S SUCKED STAN'S DICK

"I texted the group about it, they all need to know about this shit..." He muttered to Richie after bringing the phone back up to his ear.

Bill's got free real estate: Lol I already know this

Stan, look at all those chickens!!!: Fuck u too

BEEverly: wtf?

Mike don't drop your croissant :((: EW THE FUCK

Benny boi: ...why tho

"Yep, everyone's seen it... I hate keeping these secrets." Eddie exhaled with a small smile.

Richie hung up, and started a group call in the group chat. "Y'all are hoes." He told them, eyeing Eddie.

Eddie was laying on his bed, frowning a little in his over sized hoodie he was wearing. He was silent.

"Why'd you suck his... Erm... Thing?" Ben asks, forcing an awkward smile.