ASK DURARARA

Part 9

Erika: "Sorry the writers been lazy recently!" ^^; "Anyway, thanks for the ask, we'll be doing the asks randomly from now on, just so we can get to everyone who asks, we'll try to get to as many people as possible!"

From; SakuraKazusa

Q: Izaya, why do you love all of humanity and do you realize that you have an entire fan base? They basically worship you. I'm also in the fan base, so I love you Izaya ^-^~

Erika; "I was wondering that myself Izaya! (P.s. ya, you has a fanbase)"

Izaya; "Well...humans are strange, but adorable. Though many of you wish to help your planet and other people, you all suck at sticking to those principles, yet you always exclusively go out of your way for certain people. Which is rather amusing.
Also, as of recent many teenagers have seem to become so bored despite the growth and production in previous intrests that have been mass produced to suit said intrests, yet despite they are made exclusively for your age group as a consumer, you are more entertained by overused jokes on the internet that somehow never fail to crack you a smile. It's rather...strange.
And then there's many of you which, despite showing zero intrest in any human being around you, you are indulged in the idea of famous or cherished actors, performers and celebrities of the sort, going as far as to fantasise about them and even draw and write about them, though you do not make such effort for people directly around you. Sometimes it's even about characters that do not exist ḯ̴̗̻ṉ̷͛ ̶͔̚y̴͔͆̈́õ̷̘̺ŭ̶̬̥͘r̷͕̎ ̴͈̦̽͂r̵̭͠ḙ̷͍̕a̴̫͖͗l̷͚͇̍͑ị̸̖̿ţ̷̈́͝y̸̳͌̇.̴̘̀̍ ̴̪̬̎y̸͈͝ỏ̵̧͖͘u̶̼͊ ̶̧͍́͝ẅ̴̲́į̵̥͋̆l̴̪̆l̶̛̺̾ ̶͙̾̍ͅn̵͗̆ͅe̷̖̻̚͠v̸̭̊́ë̶̼͊r̵̡̲̈́̊ ̴̳̃č̸̬o̵̥̫͑̋m̵̨̦͊͘e̸̱͠ ̷͖̼̃i̶̪̽̽n̴̯̍t̷̰̫͋ṍ̷̗͈ ̴̦̉t̶͍͌̓ồ̵͔̥ ̶̘̃c̷̪̖͛̌o̶̦̬̾n̶̡̄͝ț̸͝a̵͖̲͛c̸̫̪͐t̶̞̑ ̴͉̖̂w̷̰̝̎̽i̸̥͈̇t̴̢̕h̷̞̃ ̴͖̎t̸̥̠̑h̴̳͖̚͠e̷̹̓̍ ̷̩͎́p̸͙͂̏e̷̤̘͒o̶̫͂̑p̵̤̎͗͜l̵͓̋e̶̡͝ ̶̞͆͠y̸̺̏ö̸̞́͝u̸̬͒ ̵̫̱̽a̸̬͒ȓ̵͚ͅe̸̛͓ ̴̞͖͆ą̴̖̈́l̷̛̫̂l̷̫̐ ̸̜̖͘s̵͍̾ô̷͇̑ ̴̨̋o̵̦̜͊b̵̺͘s̴̡̰͠ë̸̤́̆s̸̛͈̾s̷̛͎̰̓e̸̪͝d̴̩̿ ̷̺̍̋w̷͈̙̽͘î̸̭̹̐t̴̯̹̅̈́h̴̨̋́ ̷̧̂̄ä̷̫́n̴̦͌̈́d̷̼̽ ̴͇̍͑ỉ̶͔̘t̵̢͚́'̴͕̈͜s̶̜̖̕͝ ̴̰̆̿k̵̘͊̚i̶͈̯͂n̴̜̪̈́d̶̮̎͌͜ ̷̱̔o̷̬̿͠f̶͓̫̿ ̴͉̎s̵̻̽̆a̷̞͋̒ḓ̷̈ ̵̨̧̽y̵̝͌͘e̷͇̎͝t̵͚̫̍͂ ̵̙̘̓y̷̫͝o̶͐̆ͅu̸̻̿͘ ̶̺̗̈́̀s̶̟̿͑ẗ̶̗́̕i̷̘̽l̵̤͍͋l̷̢̓̎ ̴̗̂̀s̴̢̜͒p̶͉̩̌̌e̷͖͂̾a̸̛͚͖̚k̶̨̏̿ ̵̡̤̀ṡ̶̩̱͘o̷̧̽̐͜ ̷̩̱̀h̷̛͖̿î̵̼g̸̩̻͝h̶͎̒͆l̵̪̰͆̕y̷͔̕ ̷̧̲͛̈ȏ̵͜͝f̸̘̗̆ ̵͈̟̌̊t̶̗̚͘ͅh̷̼̼͠ė̶̱m̶̰̈́̒ ̷̟̘͊̓a̴͌̇͜s̶̯̋ ̴͔͘i̵͎̮̐̈f̸̜̦͊ ̴͎̪̌ţ̶̖̎̏h̶̛͙̖e̶̟̩͌͑y̵͌ͅ ̷̩̥̿̽h̵̫̳̐a̵̻̠͋v̷͉̓ȩ̶͕̐̎ ̵̣̌͐ḡ̷̡͕ĭ̸͓̗v̸̬̤͘̚ê̴̩͒n̴̦̉̑ ̸̝̹̔y̷͙̪͛o̷̡͔͆̅ụ̵͕̃̈́ ̸̹̯̊s̴̰̆o̴̠̹͂m̴̩̈e̶͖͆̐ẗ̷̼̬́͝h̵̞̻̐́i̷͉̘͑́n̶̫̽̔g̷̗͛.̵͓͚͝ ̷̮̖̋Į̶͍͛t̵̰̉̓'̴̺̥̉͝s̶̻̈́͝ ̴͍̀̕c̴̞͐e̸̞͛̈́r̷̥͍͝t̸̖̆͒a̶̠̍i̴̯̝̊n̴͎̑ļ̶̌y̶̦̹͂ ̸͚̑s̶͖̞̽ţ̸̃ŗ̶͍͋̿ả̵̢n̷̤͂g̴̺̋͝ę̶̅̌.

T̸̡̯̍ḥ̸̄̒ḁ̴̒t̶̳̟͋̆'̵͈̆s̴̘̰̈ ̴͎̟̋h̷͖̉͛o̵̻͆̃w̸̘͈̐ ̶͔́I̷͇̭̚ ̷̦̈̈k̵̢̦̎͠n̶̹̅͠ō̷͓w̷̡̧̑ ̴̤̜͆̾y̶̛͓̆ơ̶̳̱͑ư̴̛͍͖'̷̠̣̓̈́r̸͚͇̓e̵̗͑̈́ ̸̜̲̑o̷͙̎̓u̵̪̻̔͋t̶̝͇̆̈ ̸̼̼̄́t̴͙͛͜h̶̺̬͒e̸̒͂ͅr̶̘͖̈́ě̷̥͝.̵̝͙̎͠ ̵̞͔͗C̸̹̣̀̈ȃ̸̳̚n̶̛̲̋ ̸̡̖̄͋ẏ̷͕͉o̶̯͛̏u̸͓̚ ̵̘̈͝ḣ̶̥͉̎ȇ̴̮̩̿a̶͉͙̔ŗ̶̣̉͐ ̷̹́͛m̵̺̗̀e̷̤̋̀?̵͓̍͆ͅ ̷̪̘͋A̸͓̟͊ř̶̰ḙ̶͚̐ ̵̞͌y̵͇̙̎̀ồ̶̩̺u̵͙͑̈́ ̶̬̇̍l̸͖͕̈͗i̶̥͕͋s̸̥̄̊t̵̡͔̽ë̸̞ň̷̥̥í̴̤n̸͙͉̆g̷͚̟̏́?̵̛̲̘̄

Ahem. It is simply fascination."

Erika; "Wow! That's really strange now you mention it...anyway, wanna say something to your fanbase and...SakuraKazusa"

Izaya; "Hmhmhmhm~

F̴̡̢̡̢̧͕̫̲̱̣͔͈̱̝͔̰͕̘̮͉͔̘̺͈͓̞̞͇̙̟͍̼̪̝̹̭͔͍̪̮̦̹̹͎̪̫̝͓̤̯͗̀͒͑̈͌̆̉͌̅̈́́͋̈́͐̀̒̐͒͑̃̿̎̅̋͐̄̂͆̾͒̿̑́̎͑̌̊̉̿̐̓͆̏̓̾̇͛̊̐͐̐̎̕͜͠͝͝͠ͅͅi̷̧̧̧̠̳͎͈͔̰̰̪̺̪̝̩̝͖͖̠͚̘̲̯͕̮͚̱͕̝͍̫͚̪̬̰͈̭̬͇̥͈̐̄̈́̐̓̀̒̏̄̾́̐̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͠ͅͅͅn̵̨̢̨̨̢̛̳̲̲͔͈̰͈̙̹̮̹͓̰͍̭̰̦͉͖͈̱̺͔̅̏͛̾̏̾͒̀̊͂̆̍̀̏̎̏̀͐̓͛̊͠d̵̡̛͓͙̬̥̠̼̜̣̼̫̩̫̣̪̲̥̞̪̘̽͋̎͌̓́̐̇͗̈̐̈́̇̇̃͌̐̃̃̑̂́̋͂̄̒̎̄͊̀̌͗̆̃̓̈́̀̅̋͑́̋́̉̽͋̑̀̚̚̕͝͠͝͠ ̵̡̡̨̢̛̛̛̛̼̙̙̗͍̬̗̲̺̼̦̮̝̖̗̞̞̣̩̣̬̦̣̱̜̖̯͎͎̳͖̹̞̮͍̤̖͔̫̟͉̤̤̤̫͖̯̬͓̠͚̣̐̉̾̓͌̾̄̔̉̎͆͋̔̈́̇͌͂̋͂̈́́̈́͐̔̓̏̈́̈́͘̚͘͜͜͠͝͠m̸̢̨̛̻̱̹̯̬̯̙̺͖̙̥̭̤͓̥̊͌͂̀̓̀͂͂́̽̿͐̂͒̾̿̓͐̈́̑͆̄̍̑͗̌̇͊̈́̾̈̉̏̀̎̾̑͛̅̎̏̉̓͗̆́̋̔̕͘͘̕͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͠ͅe̵͙̞̝̮̯̰̠͎͎͕͇͕̪̍̔̈́̎̽̓́͊̾̽̾̐̓̎̂̀̉̍̀͋̀̾̓̕͠͝͠͝͝"

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