Watto has joined this group
Luke: hey watto we were wondering if you have a wookie translater?
Watto: yes I do but my apprentice is working on the last final parts
Han: well invite him to this chat
Watto: okee dokee
Luke: I don't think that's a good-
Jar jar has joined this group
Luke:idea
Watto: have fun you guys
(Watto has gone to the other side of the universe... And left this chatroom)
Jar jar: hello meesa jar jar!! You look like meesa friend ani!!! we builta pod racer!!!
Luke: yes I know all about that I'm his son
Jar jar: oooooh ani has son yay!!! (crushes Luke in a hug)
Luke: (while being crushed) shes (pant) his (wheeze) kid to
Jar jar: (stops hugging Luke and rushes to Leia)
Leia: (shrieks) (runs away screaming)
Han:she's not much of a huger
Jar jar: oh I see well here is yousa woookie translatah (drops it and it shatters into a million pieces)
Chewbacca: whraaaaaaaaa
Jar jar: don't worry watto has five more in his shop
Leia: then why did he send you here to give us one you were working on if he has five in his stinken shop!!!!!!!
Jar jar: he wanted to get rid of meesa say jar jar is anoying and clumsy so he give me to you
C3po: what do you mean GIVE you to us
Jar jar: MEESA HAS NOWHERE TO GO BECAUSE WATTO WENT TO OTHER SIDE OF UNIVERSE SO HE TOLD MEESA BEFORE HE LEFT THAT MEESA LIVES WIT YOUSA NOW! ROOMATES!!!
Jar jar: MEESA LIKES THIS CAP LOCKS BUTTON IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Han: yeah thats great buddy(Luke what do we do)!
Luke: dont worry han ive got this. master yoda what wisdom can you tell us to help in this situation
Yoda: with you guys i am not live here i do not to dagobah i must go later see you I will.peace out
(Yoda has left the group)
Luke: guess I don't got it
Everyone exept jar jar: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Jar jar: are yousa done screaming
Everyone exept jar jar: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Jar jar: done now?
Everyone except jar jar: aaaaaahhhhh!
Jar jar: now?
Everyone except jar jar: aaah! Done now
Jar jar: good so who wants to make matching friendship bracelets
Han: I say we get matching guns (cough not for jar jar cough) so we can use them in an 'emergency' do you guys know what I mean by 'emergency'?
Everyone except jar jar and Han: yup
Jar jar: cheese burger
Chewbacca: whraaaa
Jar jar: here's the translater chewie
Chewbacca: yo yo yo you dude are swagalishish!!!
Jar jar: oops gangster setting
Chewbacca: do you want to build a snow maaaaaaaan
Jar jar: Disney setting
chewbacca:bonjour je 'maplle chewbacca
Jar jar: French
Chewbacca: sup bros you wanna go catch that wicked wave it'll be totally nharly
Jar jar: surfer
Chewbacca: hello everyone this spiffy young chap has found me a translater. now all of you will understand me!
Han: British setting?
Jar jar: nope this is his normal setting you have found the rarest wookie of them all the legendary British wookie
Chewbacca: jolly good!
