Revenge of the texters

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Luke: we must get revenge on watto

Leia: I knew going there was a terrible mistake.

Chewbacca: if I may interrupt i may have a plan

Han: anything Brit boy this jar jar character is a real pain in the butt. every time he sees me he calls me the solo wolf

Luke: isnt it lone wolf?

Han: I've tried telling him that. he doesn't seem to care

Chewbacca: may I continue with my brilliant plan or would you two smashing young fellows like to continue trash talking the clumsy gungan lad

Everyone except jar jar and chewbacca: YES PLEASE I WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET HIM AWAY FROM HERE

jar jar: what are yousa talking about?

Han:uhhhh cheese

Luke: .....kittens

Leia: umm juice box

Yoda has joined

Yoda:(whispers) they were talking about getting rid of you

Jar jar: what did he say

Yoda has left the group

C3po: ummm nothing we were just talking about if kittens would ummm drink juice if it uh.... had cheese in it

Jar jar: oh that makes sence. very common question on tatooine and also yes cats love cheese juice. back on tatooine meesa kitty named GG always drank cheese juice every day. I miss GG

Leia: Luke how did you live there it sounds like such a weird place

Luke: I lived in the part of town with no jar jar so things were normal

Han: yeah well sorry but we're kicking you out

Chewbacca: no this little gungan can't be tossed out into the black abyss of space i am admiting ive grown to like him... he helps me groom my beard. I say we take him back to watto

Leia: watto is on hoth training wampas

Luke: I think I know what british chewbacca is talking about

Han: what?

Luke: well there's these places were you make bets to see whos creature wins. if your creature (wampa,whomprat,dewback,batha etc.) can win a fight then you win the bet and take home a prize or in our case we leave jar jar as our prize. there's a beting arena on hoth I bet watto is training his wampa to win fights in the arena!!! all we need to do is win a battle against watto and leave jar jar there. but which of us qualifies as a creature?

Everyone looks slowly at chewbacca

Chewbacca:oh dear it's me isn't it. well I'll try to win but I don't think I can

Joined the group Yoda has

Yoda: try... or don't. wait give me a minute. messed up that one i did. ehemmmm do or do not there is no try. bam got it i did

Left the group yoda did

Chewbacca: alright I will do it

R2d2: beep beep

C3po: r2 said jolly good

Chewbacca: hey thats my line

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