life s u x: an auto biography

boom bitches its a sunday at exactly 11:45 and bored ashit

I went to church didn't like it and snuck out to listen to music and after that groceries w my mom and after that I walked my dog and passed by my,,, crush's?? House and I was feeling bold so I knocked on the door and his dad opened and I asked him if he was home and he said yes but he's cutting his hair and Btw my goal is to go on a walk w him, my excuse being the doggo s o he comes and tells me I can come by tomorrow so yeet I'm a bit excited also my relationship w him is a bit weird like I would date him but hes not that cute I'm gonna be honest and idk if he has a good shlong and that matters to me so yea also I'm for sure interested in another guy imma call him Eros bc he's hOt and the other guy Kev I guess bc that's the most basic name I can think of also Kev asked me out before and I said no bc he is for sure more interested in another girl and if I'm gonna date a guy I wanna be sure he loves m e and only m e so I'm not giving my heart and affection to someone who's just gonna half ass it ykw I mean also Eros is a whole snacc but he has a gf but its fine they're gonna break up soon anyway its school so it won't be too long I h o p e its already been a month and ugh I want him so bad anyway imma quit being so damn thirsty and go to sleep gn loves