Chapter One

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<Dysfunctional Beanz>

Pidgeon:>: You guys.
Pidgeon:>: I'm dying.

#Bimyself: What happened?!

Pidgeon:>: today a kid in my drama class got detention but he pulled out a Monopoly Get Out Of Jail Free card from his wallet and my teacher let him out of it!!

#Bimyself: Goals.

Keef: How do you get detention in Drama class???

Pidgeon:>: Long story short he kicked the ceiling by accident.

Keef: ??
Keef: How do you kick a ceiling??
Keef: /by accident/?!?!?!

#Bimyself: have you ever /been/ in a drama class

Keef: No.

#Bimyself: well there you go. Stfu Keef

Keef: i hate u...more than words can express

#Bimyself: 😭😭

Pidgeon:>: Good job Keith. You made Lance cry.

Sunshineyboi: why is Lance crying?!?!?!

Pidgeon:>: how does he only show up when Lance is hurt??
Pidgeon:>: like...its uncanny

Sunshineyboi: im a good friend
Sunshineyboi: unlike some people...

#Bimyself: omg Hunky's throwing the shade!!!!!
#Bimyself: 😲😲😲😲

Pidgeon:>: It's about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

Keef: all of u need to shut up

#Bimyself: awww keithers.....

Keef: murder me

Sunshineyboi: ...with puppies...

Keef: or knives

Sunshineyboi: ...or fun...

Keef: or axes

Sunshineyboi: GLITTER!!!

Keef: BULLETS

Shiro: Keith...

Keef: damn

Shiro: Language

Keef: Fuck u

Shiro: 😡

Keef: 😎

#Bimyself: why doesn't Shiro have a cool name??

Matt Attack: cuz he's lame

<Matt Attack changed Shiro's name to TaCOCKshi>

Matt Attack: there. Better??

TaCOCKshi:
TaCOCKshi: matthew

#Bimyself: omg Matt u killed Shiro!!!!

aDAMNED: why is shiro banging his head on the desk??
aDAMNED: oh

Matt Attack: I think I did a good job

aDAMNED: no no no this is completely inaccurate

<aDAMNED changed TaCOCKshi's name to Dysfunctional Gay>

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