Chapter two

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<Dysfunctional Beanz>

[Friday 4:12PM]

#Bimyself: waddup hoes

Sunshineyboi: Lance!!!

Sunshineyboi: what happened?!?!?

#Bimyself: oh I wasn't feeling well

Sunshineyboi: r u okay??

#Bimyself: Yeperoo-da

Pidgeon:>: well he's making jokes so he's good

#Bimyself: so moving on from me

#Bimyself: ALLURA I MET ROMELLE!!!!

Lesbialicious: U DID???

#Bimyself: yep

Lesbialicious: isn't she the greatest?

#Bimyself: she's pretty chill

Pidgeon:>: who's Romelle?

#Bimyself: This super cool chick

#Bimyself: Who Allura is massively in love with

Pidgeon:>: no way

Pidgeon:>: ur shitting me

Lesbialicious: nope

Sunshineyboi: that's great!

Disaster Gay: when r u gonna ask her out?

Keef: is she nice?

Matt Attack: aw damn...there goes my chance with Allura my darling love

Lesbialicious:

#Bimyself:

Disaster Gay:

Keef:

Sunshineyboi:

Pidgeon:>:

Pidgeon:>: she's a lesbian u dumbass

Dysfunctional Gay: language

Pidgeon:>: now u show up

Dysfunctional Gay: don't use that tone with me young lady

Pidgeon:>: it was a text shiro

Pidgeon:>: how df do u know what tone was using

Dysfunctional Gay: it was implied

Matt Attack: all im saying is if I was a woman...

Lesbialicious: nope...not even then

Matt Attack: princess!

Matt Attack: u wound me

Lesbialicious: good

#Bimyself: ignoring Matt's first degree burn,,,ROMELLE IS FUCKING LIT!!!!

Lesbialicious: keep you and ur crusty pick up lines away from my bae

#Bimyself: chill princess im not gonna ask her out or anything.

#Bimyself: I'd never do that.

Keef: plz u flirt with everything that breathes

#Bimyself: LE GASP

#Bimyself: I DO NOT!!

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