A Muggle In The Wizarding World?!

Professor Lockhart

Y/V POV
Our next class together was DADA. I sat next to Harry this time since we're not that close. "Harry, I heard that you have a Quidditch practise after this class. Do you mind if Ron, Hermione and I come and watch?" I asked him. "Sure. I don't mind at all!" He smiled happily. I smiled back.

Then someone, I'm guessing it is the professor for DADA was coming through from his office, strolling down the stairs, making a big deal while introducing himself "Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher. Me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League and five times
winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award -- But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by
smiling at her!"

Professor was waiting for some laughter from the class but all we gave him were weak smiles.
I looked over at Hermione to see her reaction since she was eagerly waiting for this class ever since we talked about different subjects at Hogwarts. But I don't think it's the subject that made her excited, I think it's the teacher.

Well I can tell, when mostly all of the girls in the class are gawking their eyes at him.

He then continued " I see you've all bought a complete set of my books. Well done. I thought we'd start today with a little quiz. Nothing to worry about. Just to check how well you've read them, how much you've taken in."

He handed us each our quiz paper that had different types of questions. I was quite nervous since I didn't really read any of his books ever since I got them from Diagon Alley.

But I was relieved when I saw the first page. It was nothing too serious. I heard Ron complaining next to Hermione. "Seriously? Look at these questions. They're all about him. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favourite colour? Like who would know that?"

"Well if you read his books, you would know the answers to these questions." Hermione replied.

"Alright. You have thirty minutes. Start- Now!"

I quickly scanned through the questions to start answering them but I got stuck on the first question. 'When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?'

And that's when I knew I was gonna fail this DADA class. I look over at Hermione, she was just rapidly jotting down answers while I'm here waiting for the endless 30 minutes to past.

Once the 30 minutes were over. Professor Lockhart took our test sheets. When he took mine, he gave me a disbelief face. "What I didn't read the books. I'm sorry." I explained.

10 minutes later

"Tut, tut. Hardly any of you remembered my favorite color is lilac. But Miss Hermione Granger knew that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil and market my own range of hair care potions. Good girl." Said Professor while smiling. Hermione beamed. Then his face expression became dark.

"Now... be warned! It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizardkind! You may find yourself facing your
own worst fears in this room. Know only that no harm can befall you whilst I am here..."

He slowly went towards a covered cage while
saying "I must ask you not to scream. It
might provoke them." Then he whipped the cover off. Inside the cages were these little blue fairy looking creatures. They had a pointed face and wings. They looked very cute.

"Cornish Pixies?" Seamus laughed. Professor nodded "Freshly caught Cornish Pixies." Seamus couldn't control himself and starting laughing hysterically. Professor Lockhart didn't find that funny at all but he warned him "Laugh if you will, Mr. Finnegan, but pixies can be devilishly tricky little blighters. Let's see what you make of them now!"

He flinged the cage door open and out flew all those little Cornish Pixies. The second the little creatures I regretted thinking that they were cute. Instead of cute they were mischievous. Everything in the class became so ballistic. From broken equipment to even Neville starting to fly up while getting his ear pulled. Everyone started leaving the classroom.

It became worse and worse. So I yelled "Professor Lockhart do something!" He tried to do a spell but before he even finished saying "Peskipiski Pesterno-!" he got his wand taken off. "I'll ask you four to just nip the rest of them back into their cage." He huffed. Then he just dashed off back into his office.

"What do we do know?" Ron asked. I had no clue, I didn't know any spells yet either. But then Hermione said while raising her wand, "I think I know, Immobilus!"

The pixies froze in midair. But Neville was still suck on the chandelier, he looks at us and says "Why is it always me?"
"Don't worry, we'll get you down" Said Ron
"Thanks."

While we were going down to the Quidditch Field, Ron started complaining about Professor Lockhart. "Can you believe him?"
Hermione reassured him by saying "I'm sure Professor Lockhart just wanted to give us some hands-on experience." Harry snapped "Hands- on? Hermione, he didn't have a clue what he was doing..."

I agreed. Hopefully, Harry's Quidditch practise won't be as bad as the DADA Class...

A/N
This is a long chapter! Hope you guys enjoyed it!!💓