Stupid Arguments

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    I watched the man walk out and I was pretty sure he winked at me, which I shook off and decided to ignore.

   I turned my head to look at the strange sexy man cause he was giving me a strange vibe.

Piece of sh- It's a Greek God.

" Excuse me sir, is something wrong?"

"Yes actually... WHY AREN'T YOU A MAN?!"

I take it back. I take it all back.

"Jeez." I silently whispered to myself.

   Why doesn't this God want me to work for for him?

Piece of shit inner voice.

  I blinked out of my daydream because I didn't notice that the man was standing right in front of me.

"Hello?" He said kind of worried that he had killed an employee.  

"Yes?"

   I said bluntly looking straight into his green bulbs.

Eyes which were green and I didn't notice until a few seconds ago.

   He cleared his throat making him sound like an "adult" which I could see right through causing me to smirk.

"Well,since no one wanted to have this job I guess you get it."

Why didn't anyone else want this job?

What?

   I thought I was going to have a stupid argument and throw karate punches at his stupidly perfect jaw.

  I looked at him with wide eyes making sure no one was behind me.     

   Pointing to myself, you know the dumb stuff.

"Yes. Can you start right away?" He said in monotone

"Of course. At 8:30 tomorrow."

He just stared at me in absolute shock.

Like one of those, 'who the hell does she think she is' looks.

  But the man didn't really get any of my info, so I decided to be a nice person and give him a paper waving goodbye to him.

   As I was walking out I had and evil chuckle which I think he heard because one of the chairs broke.

Again, ain't my fault.

Laughing at what that note said..

"Your skinny. Eat some ramen.😁"

I was going to lose my  job by 8:30 tomorrow morning. 

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 THIS IS LITERALLY THE SMALLEST CHAPTER OF THE CENTURY. I know I haven't been writing, but it's only because i'm a slob and have no self respect for anything ( AKA my priorities.) luv ya my thicc SISTERS 😚
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