The Nugs of Detroit

Chapter 1

Once upon a time, there were 4 chicken nuggets. They were a cool gang. The first nugget, Lily Nug, was a saint. She minded her business and everyone liked her. Then there was Ella Nug, the youngest nugget. Sometimes riddled with stupidity, and boy was she popular. The third nugget, Emily Nug, was a cool chick. She was ironic as hell and full of depressing memes. And God forbid the last nugget, Emma Nug. This fucking nugget was a crackhead and it seems like she had lost her marbles a long, long time ago. Anyways, so there were the 4 nuggets: Lily, Ella, Emily, and Emma. They were best friends. They lived in a dumpster outside a McDonalds in Detroit. They loved their lives. But before I tell you about their adventures, let's dig into their past.

Lily Nug was born on a cold winters morning. As soon as she left the fryer, she was happy. She had loving parents who were actually connected by the breading because they fried wrong. Well, she had these parents who made sure she grew up to be a good Nug. And a good Nug Lily became. She read her Nugle (nugget bible) every day and prayed for the bad Nugs like Emma to be saved Nugus (nugget jesus). But let's not forget Lily's trauma. She had a little brother. He had a happy life and was close to his sister. But one day, tragedy struck. While the family sat in the McDonalds kitchen, Lily's brother was chosen. Thrown in a box with 19 strangers and served to bloodthirsty humans. Lily and her parents sat there and watched a 40 year old man behead the nugget and shred him to pieces. Lily never fully recovered.

Ella Nug was an accident. Before she was born (fried), she was dropped on the floor of the McDonalds kitchen. The unborn child sat on the cold, dirty tile for hours. When the janitor finally went sweeping around the kitchen, he grabbed Ella and threw her in the fryer. So from the beginning, Ella was a sad orphan. She was a lonely nugget for years but befriended other menu items. She hung out with Big Macs and annoyed people with her Fish Filet friends. She finally found people to hang out with. But they weren't nuggets.

Emily Nug was a kool kiddo. But that kiddo was also a fucking mess. Emily was born into the Nug Mafia. She lived a life of crime. When she was just a little nugget, she shanked Hobo Joe who sat on the curb outside the McDonald's. People hated her. But she was just a small Asian nugget who tried her best to abandon her mafia life. Her boss, Nug Capone, told her what to do, and she never said no. If she said no, she would be killed because she was a cripple and would never survive a beating. So she never turned down a dare. She was so fucking depressed and couldn't live like a normal nugget. Emily ran away from home and found her self at the McDonald's across the street. She snuck in the back door and lived a life of secrecy under the grill, hoping to never be found by Nug Capone.

Emma Nug was similar to Emily Nug: a fucking mess, but not as kool. Emma was bought by a posse of drunk frat boys. She was taken to a giant party and had the time of her life. It was all swell and dandy until everything changed. As Kumbaya played in the background, a frat boy named Chad grabbed her from the box and started swinging her around. His vape pen was in his mouth and he blew mango flavored Juul pod on her crispy body. Suddenly, he dropped her. She slowly fell through the mango air and fell into a line of cocaine. And that's when her drug addiction started. She sat in that coke for a good 2 seconds before Chad snatched her wig. Chad and his friends drove back to McDonald's in a drunken rage. They walked in with Emma Nug and yeeted her at the manager. Emma landed in the back corner of the counter and there she became an outcast, coping with a serious cocaine addiction, and becoming a stripper named Glitter who performed for the dead flies.

I hope you can still read by the time I post the next chapter because I'm gonna tie all this shit together and get this ball rolling.

TO BE CONTINUED...