The Nugs of Detroit

Chapter 3

woahhhhhhhh shit the nugs have been gone for a while......

so let's get back to it shall we?

every night after emma finished her shift at the strip club, the four nugs headed to the McPlayPlace. there, they hid traces of crack cocaine in the dusty corners behind the plastic tubes. as you know from chapter 1, emma has a SERIOUS(ly rad) addiction to cocaine, so she was ALIVE,,, BABY. every night the four nugs just chilled in the McPlayPlace smoking, snorting, eating, and injecting the cocaines. until one night...

it was 2 am and the nugs were in the McPlayPlace. they were straight chillin and getting high. but not on marijuana cuz weed is for pussies. all of their cocaine was lined up in four, straight, clean lines. the nugs had a tradition of lining up at the other end of the play place, running down the main tube, and penguin sliding through the crack lines. this time their slide was unknowingly dangerous because of the kids with Apple Airpods who tried spitting on the poor children but epically missed because they were stupid. the nugs slid quickly and weren't able to stop. emma, emily, and lily luckily hit the side of the tube and came to a stop, but ella was nowhere to be found. the three nugs stood up, covered in cocaine, and began looking for ella. they split up like absolute scooby dooby dipshits so of course their search remained fruitless.

emma casually walked down the 1st tube, screaming ella's name at the top of her lungs. she left a trail of cocaine behind her with every step she took. until her wig was snatched. one minute she was there, and the next she was gone. the trail of cocaine came to a dead end. emma blacked out as soon as something grabbed her. she was thrown onto a soft, comfortable surface. she laid there for about 69 seconds and when she woke up, she was laying on a bag of shrooms, but she had no idea where the fuck she was. so as emma always does, she opened up the nice bag of shrooms and went to town.

emily skipped down the 2nd tube with an ass full of happiness and rainbows. she also left a trail of cocaine on the plastic tube but she was just glad to be high on coke. she jumped around giggling with her eyes closed, which is why she didn't see it coming. hER WiG waS sNAtChED 2. bam she blacked out and was thrown onto a soft, comfortable surface like emma. emily woke up 69 seconds later and she was laying on a bag of rainbow ecstasy pills, but in the middle of nowhere. emily was gay and adventurous, so she definitely ripped into that bag of ecstasy.

lily crawled down the 3rd tube, fearing that god was watching. she felt awful for doing cocaine but JESUS CHRIST did it feel good. she had the meat sweats (cuz she's made of chicken) and kept an eye out for satan, who was for sure coming to drag her ass to hell. with eyes wide open, she saw a giant, white hand quickly reach out and grab her. HER WIG WAS FUCKING SNATCHED AGAIN!!!! 69 seconds passed before she woke up on a bag of broccoli in a dark, unfamiliar room. lily dug into her broccoli but surprise bitch!!! it was actually weed but she had no idea.

ella woke up after disappearing into the void. she was sitting in a plastic lawn chair under a single spotlight. she had no fucking idea where she was. after minutes of waiting, a figure emerged from the dark. it was skinny, tall, and mysterious. his laugh was like a milf with a deep voice in an orgy. satisfying, but weirdly disturbing. he said, "like, man, i never thought you'd wake up." in that moment ella knew, what she was dealing with wasn't human. it was shaggy. ella mumbled under her breath "oh fuck me" and tried to act confident. but shaggy was hungry. real hungry. he stalked around ella, pacing the floor and observing her. she screamed for help, but that only irritated the all-powerful being. out of nowhere, shaggy pounced on ella and bit her. they struggled and wrestled while shaggy kept his jaw locked on her flesh. pretty kinky once you think about it. BUT NO ELLA WAS BEING MURDERED. shaggy devoured every ounce her soul without even trying. once ella was gone, shaggy sat in the chair, satisfied, and said, "fuck me that nugget was good." but all of the sudden, shaggy felt sick. he had never felt sick before because he was so powerful. he felt his insides ripping, shredding into pieces. layer by layer, ella clawed her way out until she tore open his abdomen and jumped out. she was the first to destroy shaggy in all of his immortal life. he lay on the floor, barely breathing. ella walked towards the green exit sign that she was stupidly oblivious to before and opened the door. she looked back to see shaggy's body and whispered menacingly, "zoinks motherfucker"

pt. 2 coming soon!