The Nugs of Detroit

Chapter 2

OOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOOOoO shit the nugs are back

In this chapter, we are gonna learn about how these nugs met. So let's jump the hell in. WEEEEeeeeEeeeEeEEeeeeee...

There were four nuggets: Lily, Ella, Emily, and Emma. As you know from chapter 1, Lily was scarred by her brother's death, Ella was running with the wrong crowd, Emily was running from Nug Capone, and Emma was stripping for dead flies. The four nuggets were scattered around the McDonald's kitchen, all living their own lives. Until. One. Day.

It was a hot summer's day in Detroit. Literally 420 degrees. The outside world was scorching hot, but as in all McDonald's, it was fucking cold inside. But the sheer power of opening the drive-thru window blew the nuggets away with hot air. That day, Lily's parents brought her to the pool (a.k.a. the floor drain under the kitchen soda machine). She splashed around the week old Coca-Cola to cool down; the first time she did without her brother. Ella was hanging out with her friend, Big Mac (her sugar daddy), at the movie theatre (the menu monitors). They were watching Fifty Shades of Nugget and getting frisky on a tray on the counter. Emily took a walk around the kitchen, trying to get away from the heat under the grill. Emily Nug is gay, so she walked herself on over to the strip club. 

Ok but get this: Emma worked the strip joint and danced every day to rake in the Nugabills (nugget dolla bills). That day was like any other day for Emma, showing off her crispy nugget butt to the dead flies under the counter. But then Emily walked in. She watched Emma flopping around like a fish on the pole. It was amazing. But, the thing was, Emily forgot her wallet. So she walked up to Emma and asked her for a Nugabill to give to a stripper. Emma stepped off the pole and asked "are you really gonna ask for my fucking money?" Emily busted out her nuggy dog eyes and said, "please, I just want to tip this stripper." So Emma pulled a Nugabill out of her leopard print thong and handed it over to Emily. All of the sudden, Emily grabbed the bill but handed it back. She said, "hey I don't know what you're name is but you're a good stripper." Emma immediately creamed her pants. "Holy shit bruh let's get out of here." They walked out and Emma asked, "where do you wanna go?" Emily stayed silent and walked Emma to the other side of the kitchen. Ten minutes later, they arrived at the pool. The two of them hung out in the coke pool for a while. There was another person there, though. It was Lily. She waded over to Emma and Emily and asked to join them in their games. The three of them played Marco Nugo for hours and had a blast. 

Above them stood an old worker. She had worked a the McDonald's for years and was like 69 years old or something like that. She was fucking disgustang and smelt like cat shit. The employee had been standing at the window for about 2 hours now. But suddenly, she started to sway. She became unresponsive and collapsed. Her saggy old body fell in slow motion. She reached out for the counter but accidentally smacked the tray that Ella and Big Mac were on and they yeeted through the sky. The woman hit the floor like a dead McDonald's employee, but that's because she was a McDonald's employee who died. Ella and her Mac daddy flew through the air. Big Mac landed in the smoothie blender and was chopped into a million bits while Ella landed into the coke pool safely. Without thinking anything of it, Ella joined Lily, Emma, and Emily in a game of Marco Nugo.

And that's how the nugs met. Wasn't that cool? Like everybody died but it was so cool.

Tune in whenever I feel like it to find out what adventure they go on next!

-xoxo em dawg