Spider-Man vs. Deadpool Dawn of Red People

Peter Parker Meets Deadpool

Peter Parker is a 15 year old and he's a friendly neighborhood hero named Spider-Man as he says. Deadpool is much of a mortal anti-hero and he's a total badass as he says. Both hero's are very powerful, but they want to decide who is better, a 15 years old or a mutated badass (Hey don't talk about me like that I'm an awsome badass, bitch). Both decided to fight however, it didn't start out like that. It all started in the year 2 years ago in New York City.
    Peter was walking to his school innocently, he minding his own business, listened to music along the way until........ he saw a sign that said "Are you a fucking asshole, join and become a fucking badass" that was owned by Deadpool. Peter stopped along the way to see Deadpool and his tryouts. "Morning" greeted Peter happily. "Hello, you're the first dumbass that appears nearby my fucking shity stand, anyway wanna become a badass" Deadpool replied. "Sorry but I'm already that, I'm the New and Improved Spider-Man" Peter said with excitement. "More like the shity and bitch Spider-Man" said Deadpool softly. "WHAT" yelled Peter. "Nothing" said Deadpool.
    "Sorry I couldn't hear you with my earpods on, I'm listening to good music" yelled Peter. "Look kid, please just leave, you're really pissing me off" said Deadpool angrily. "Fine...... good luck getting people to come to your dirty looking stand" said Peter. "Well I am dirty and I like my power, so HELL YEAH, I'M A GOOD LOOKING ASS HERO(even though I'm not a fucking hero) WHO IS UNABLE TO BE CATCHED AND KILLED, or as T, Challa would say "I neva freeze"! YEAH BOI, SUCK THIS MMM" he yelled out loud in front of the school as Peter left from the stand to school. "Now that I think of it, I won't get any people to come. Hey I know, I will give free sex fucking lessons, OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!" yelled Deadpool happily.