Spider-Man is a teenager who helps people in many ways, and he loves being Spider-Man. But compared to Deadpool, he's an anti-hero who is in the Marvel Cinematic Universe for no reason if HE'S NOT A HERO. Both fight to prove who's the best. Who will...
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fight that will mark history for a long run, according to Deadpool. On this side a bad-ass killing machine, Deadpool and on this other side we have the powerful web-slinging hero, Spider-Man the one from Spider-Man Homecoming, not the ones from the other ridiculous Spider-Man movies, especially the Spider-Man from the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, that one was more like a crybaby than a superhero and please don't get me started on the Amazing Spider-Man Spider-Man. I might commit suicide just by mentioning these awful Spider-Mans. Ahhhhhh!!!!!! Anyway, the fight is about to begin in 2 minutes. Which superhero do you think will win, is the question we're all asking each other, which superhero is better, Spider-Man or Deadpool? Stay tuned to find out" said an ABC news reporter.
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"The fight is going to begin in 3......2......1.........1/2........." said the news reporter until he was pushed by the crowd and the crowd finished yelling "ZERO". Deadpool took out his both of swords and pointed them at Spidey. "This is going to hurt a lot, so I give you permission to run away if you'd like" said Deadpool. As Deadpool was running towards Spidey, all Spidey did was shoot webs to Deadpool's swords and retract the webs with Deadpool's swords attached to the webs. WHAT THE FUCK????!!?!?!?!?! asked Deadpool. "Ah Deadpool, you should have trained just like I did so it wouldn't be so difficult, now you have to fight with difficulties, right" said Spidey. "Oh wanna play that game arachnid, let's play Kill Each Other" said Deadpool with rage. "Hold on, what do you mean, kill each other, I thought we were going to defeat each other, not kill each other" said Spidey nervously. Now Spidey needs to put his training to the test........... against Deadpool. "Still got my good guns, these bad boys never fail. Let's count the bullets shall we, but let's count them in Spanish, extra hot or as a Mexican would say Mas Caliente" said Deadpool. "Novecientos noventa y nueve"(which translates to 999 in Spanish) said Deadpool counting in Spanish. Oh my gosh, he's better than me in Spanish. Time to dodge them bullets, also in Spanish.
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"These guns are worthless, why don't they work" said Deadpool as he threw his guns away. Deadpool only had a spare sword. "Guess this will do" sighed Deadpool. "Okay, let's do this" said Spider-Man. Deadpool grabbed his sword and flew it in front of Spidey, but Spidey bended back and dodged the sword. Spider-Man shot a web at Deadpool's face, he was running around the highway trying to take it off. As soon as Deadpool took off the webs, Spidey kicked Deadpool right in the face and as soon as Spidey was about to shoot another web, Deadpool throws one of his guns at Spidey and he falls to the ground. "That's what you get Spider legs for challenging me" said Deadpool. As soon as Deadpool was about to stab Spider-Man, Spidey leaped into the air and shot his webs at Deadpool's legs and retracted the webs. As Deadpool glided through the air, Spidey punches him in the face and Deadpool falls to the ground, and the sword falling through the air lands in Deadpool's stomach. "Ohhhhhh" yells the crowd seeing Deadpool in lying on the ground. "It's okay everyone, I can regenerate remember" said Deadpool. "That's why we said ohhhhhh because you're still alive" said a person in the crowd. "This ends now arachnid" said Deadpool in anger. "Let's finish this once and for all" said Spider-Man as he leaped into the air and shot webs at Deadpool as he was falling from the sky and kicked Deadpool in the balls. "AHHHHHHHH!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SPIDER LEGS. I SURRENDER. I NEED MY PRECIOUS BALLS TO FIGHT. I GIVE UP. YOU WIN SPIDER YOU WIN!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!" said Deadpool as he raised his hands and hid behind a car.
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Everyone didn't believe what was going on. Spider-Man defeated Deadpool by only kicking him in the balls. Everyone was suprised to see Spidey defeat Deadpool. Everyone was cheering on for Spidey. Everyone was yelling "Spider-Man from Homecoming, fuck the rest who do a lot of crying". Everyone was suprised even Deadpool.
