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a/n: IF FOR SOME REASON, THIS IS BEFORE THE PROLOGUE, PLEASE READ THAT FIRST AND COME BACK TO THIS AFTER THANK U
so this is slightly inspired by "Faded" by Em and Imogen ((IT'S REALLY GOOD IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT GO FIND IT AND READ IT)) ((also if I ended up impulse posting this, which I probably will, and it gets to the point where either one of them are reading, which it probably won't, I PROMISE I'M NOT STEALING YOUR IDEA I'M SORRY IF YOU THINK I AM I TRIED GETTING YOUR ATTENTION TO ASK YOUR PERMISSION BUT I NEVER GOT AN ANSWER I'M SORRY))
{astrid}
11-9-14, 1:00 am
To: girl
hi we're doing a public survey in your area and we'd like to get your input. what kind of guys are you interested in and why
please let us know
To: unknown number
if this was real, the "hi" would be capitalized and there would be a comma between "hi" and "we're". also, there'd be a period after why and know, and "what" would be capitalized.
To: girl
yeah and if you weren't a total bitch you'd just answer the damn question
To: asshole
rude
11-9-14, 4:00 pm
To: girl
hey, i'm sorry about last night. i was really drunk and i'm sorry for calling you a bitch, i didn't mean it.
To: asshole
ok
To: girl
is that all i'm gonna get??
To: asshole
well what else do you want from me??
To: girl
idk???? your name at least????
To: asshole
no
To: girl
could you just tell me please?
To: asshole
it starts with an a
"Who do you keep texting?" I looked up from my phone to see my mom staring down at me with an eyebrow raised. I locked my phone and shoved it into my back pocket.
"Nobody," she snorted.
"Astrid, is it a boy? You know how I feel about you texting boys."
"Mom, just don't worry about it." Her forehead creased and her brows furrowed, and she looked as if she was going to say something else, but she stopped and shook her head, leaving the room. I sighed in relief and my phone buzzed in my pocket.
To: girl
ashley ava amanda ann alex alexis abigail amber alyssa andrea avery amelia allison aubrey ariel anastasia amy angela alice alicia????????
To: girl
please tell me i got it
To: asshole
sorry friend you don't got it
and what are you looking on anyway??? a baby name generator?? how do you even know I'm a girl??? i could be a forty year old man for all you know
To: girl
well are you a girl
To: asshole
i don't know
To: girl
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW
To: asshole
idk ((yes i'm a girl jfc))
To: girl
ugh good please tell me your name i'm racking my brain
To: girl
at least your last name
To: asshole
you tell me your name first
To: girl
hood
To: asshole
your parents named you hood???? what the fuck?????
To: girl
no that's my last name dumbass
To: asshole
oh so like robin hood
To: girl
yeah whatever
To: robin hood
peters
To: peter pan
like peter parker???? like spiderman???? or like peter pan?????? are you peter pan????
To: robin hood
shut the fuck up that wasn't funny in the slightest
To: peter pan
ouch
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IRL ➳ c.h
Fanfiction"What would you say if I told you that I liked you?" "I'd probably tell you that I liked you too." calum hood au
