monieonmymind:
i think i'm going to bleach my eyes oh my god
kookie:
uh yeah good afternoon to you too
what happened?
monieonmymind:
i just read the most horrible thing in my life
kookie:
lemme guess my report card?
monieonmymind:
even worse. i read the m i l k f i c
kookie:
I ACTUALLY SHIVERED THAT FIC GAVE ME NIGHTMARES
monieonmymind:
THAT TOOK KINK TO THE NEXT LEVEL IM SCREAMADKLSKD
kookie:
WHY DID YOUR INNOCENT EYES HAVE TO SEE THAT
monieonmymind:
HOW AM I GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT
kookie:
sOMEONE CALLED ME TO CUDDLE? I'M DOWN
monieonmymind:
if you start cuddle roleplaying through text i'm going to shit myself
kookie:
"oppa,, cuddle me please (ﾉ≧ڡ≦) uwu"
monieonmymind:
brb gonna go commit toaster bath
kookie:
i cant believe i just did that
monieonmymind:
you're exhibiting big ᵇᵒᵗᵗᵒᵐ behavior rn
kookie:
as if you didn't say my name belongs on your asscheeks smh
monieonmymind:
well eXCUSE ME 🅱️USAN 🅱️IG 🅱️OI I DIDN'T MEAN TO 🅱️UST YOUR 🅱️UBBLE THAT YOU'RE THE 🅱️IGGEST 🅱️OTTOM I'VE EVER HEARD OF
kookie:
THOSE PICS OF YOU RADIATE 🅱️ABY 🅱️OY ENERGY
HOW DO U KNO IM A BUSAN BIG BOI ANYWAYS
monieonmymind:
YOUR 🅱️ROFILE 🅱️IO DUH
a/n: the only confession you'll ever get out of me is that some of these chapters are inspired by my real life texts 🅱️LEASE DONT QUESTION IT JUST,,,,,
YOU ARE READING
wrong number | namkook
Fanfictiontexting au! coconutboi: so can I like eat your ass,, or... monieonmymind: i'm going to block u coconutboi: cOcKbLoCk me? smh >>humor<< ©myhearteumelts,2018
