HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAPPHIRE

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SapphireFalling ik its tomorrow but itll most likely be ur birthday when you see it

So Fork-chan was kinda just existing and being a gay shit when Punkish Stripper Boi walked in with his hips being girly and shit and he screams "FUCK YOU" at Fork-chan because Fork-chan is a lil rebel bitch who likes to annoy the living shit out of every Len module in existence. Fork-chan stuck his tongue out which Jersey then grabs for no reason whatsoever and Fork-chan is suddenly horny as fuck. All the Lens gather for dinner like normal people ahahaha who are we kidding.

Len module meals are the opposite of normal.

Anyways so Len had a banana because I mean what did you expect and he starts singing the Buono Banana song before sucking on the banana the same way he succ dicc. V4x was confused and thought he was saying Boner Banana and took out his stress by giving Append the ultimate mega succ under the Nut News Desk which has the strange ability to materialize out of nowhere. Len is sad that V4x betrayed him, stealing his Append and continues to succ on his banana. He then remembers the existence of Act 2 because technically Act 1 would be just original anyways so Act 2 is here and face palms at the morons in the room. Len sadly succs on his banana and says "This is so sad..."

cbearapplez17 yeets in and screams "ALEXA YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO"

and then SD also yeets in but screams "nO LEN U KNO WHAT TO DO BECYASUE GUESS WHAT FUCKERS I FOUND SIN"

and then Len starts crying and singing Despacito Japanese version.

Act 2 feels bad for him so he shoves a banana up his ass.

Len is confused but also really turned on by this and starts moaning like goddamn. Dark screams PARADICHLOROBENZENE because when does he not and Mine be like "yEET u want sum fucc" and Dark was being a lil masochistic bitch so he be like "mmmm Mine bite me" and then a lot of rough kissing follows as well as a lot of biting and Dark's lip is bleeding. Ffs what am I doing to my child. Punkish Gay Stripper Boi is stripping as usual and Blue is like "fuck it" and throws him to the ground where they starts shamelessly fucking on the floor and Punkish is just kinda screaming Daddy at this point but nobody else in the room really gives a shit because this is perfectly normal. Senbu is covered in blood but Maple asks "Would you like some tea, Sen-chan?" And hell yeah he wants tea but first he gotta succ Trickster's firm balls. Ayasaki be a tsundere shit but no Tsuru started pulling his hair and he's in a heat. He was just trynna eat his peanut butter jelly sandwich with tuna but no Tsuru had to pull his hair and make him a horny mess then he be screaming Master because that's what he does. He also stabs people, but much more gracefully than Senbu. And he's not a yandere. He's just capable of stabbing people and looking pretty while doing it rather than just looking like a psychopath **coughcoughSENBUcoughcough**

Trickster's kinda given up but at the same time his favorite dreams to eat are Senbu's because Senbu has horny fucc dreams about him nd he gets to have seXu with the Senbu child. Lancer decided that he and Hansel were gonna play football. Hansel argued that they should it somewhere private but then Lancer pointed out Len with a banana ip his ass and Append receiving the succ and Dark being a big ass masochist and Punkish just screaming on the floor then at Senbu succing them Trickster balls. Hansel finally agreed to play football so that's what he and Lancer did but fIRST he demanded that Lancer let him finish his precious apple juice. While that shit goes down Bad Boi has gotten ahold of the Dr. Pepper and is just fucking everywhere and then Stylish who is perpetually high on sugar joins him and that's like the most energetic 69 in existence. Light looks at Rad then starts reciting Vines and Rad is confused but then as you all have seen in my lemons it doesn't matter what they're doing because I can still turn it into a fucc scene.

idk if that's a good thing or a bad thing

Aitetsu and Kotetsu are too pure for this world so they went to Kotetsu's room and played Candy Land. Council was being a gross shit so Christmas pulled out his painted candy cane dick thing and shoved it in Council who started screaming but then somehow Christmas also got his antlers stuck up Council's ass because why does this happen idk. Hougetsu screamed "FIRE IM ON FIRE" then burst into flame before rising from his ashes, then he just starts singing Deerhoof songs at the top of his lungs.

Gigantic OTN felt betrayed that Lancer had started fucking Hansel instead of being his air humping buddy, so he kinda just cried and humped the air while Plus Boi ate his ass fir no reason. Ice Fag was being somewhat pure or at least pretending to be so he was just trynna keep the Royal Milk Tea frosty but then Brave Butterfly tried to whack someone in the face with his ponytail like Ayasaki does but his hair isn't long enough and it got in Ice Fag's Royal Milk Tea so Ice Fag left to go dance on his giant Oreo and sassily kick the air because he juST wANTEd HiS fRoSTy RoyAL mILk tEa

but no

Receiver was playing some game and Edge was like "yo can I play" and because they are good bois they actually played video games instead of fucking. Only problem was that it was a video game about fuck. Oops. Ciel was kinda sitting there being depressed but Edge saw him but not him he saw what Ciel was sitting on and screamed "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY FUCKINGCOUCH" and Ciel ran away but he didn't scream he just said "rawr xd" and left. Polar Bear In Love is too long to say so imma call him bipolar.

yeah

he's just

bipolar

what did you expect

but then Eraser gave him a high five and missed like he does every fucking time and they just hugged each other and had a good cri u kno what I smell a new ship. Oh yeah and I forgot Asymmetry exists welp he was too pure to see all the moist gay shit happening so he joined Ice Fag on his ginat Oreo and they sassily kicked the air together. Oh yeah Achool Outfit exists. He's trynna encourage Yukata and the swimwear modules not to be so sad but guess what they get neglected anyway. Bebop is there but Senbu does the stabby stabby then goes back to succing Trickster's firm balls. Fork-chan shrugs and starts fucking Jersey who's glasses are steamy as fuck rn. Magical Neko Len Len also know as the house cat appeared and someone through a banana at him and he left but he got raped by some random tentacle creature thing in other words tentacle porn happened. The Vanan'ice modules decided to all fuck each other because why not. Allen died. Sadistic Vampire sucked his own dick. But then he saw Spice Len and they started fucking because they're both horny ass bitches. Ivy Tomcat was also somewhat pure so he joined Asymmetry and Ice Fag on Ice Fag's giant Oreo. Vermilion is crying while he and Knight have sex on a train again because Knight's vocabulary needs to stop.

SapphireFalling was kinda just filming all of this because she can and that was great. SD and cbearapplez17 were screaming about some shit or other.

AwesomeFanGurl54 was summoned and is most likely very concerned for what the fuck happened to this fandom I mean all the fucking memes.

Hi

Happy Birthday SapphireFalling (*^▽^*)

what the hell did i just write for you idk

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