More Modules Get Penises Shoved Up Their Assholes

Mga Pusit

for Whit3Heart

i meant to post this earlier today whoops

alternate title: Edgecoveredinsquidmeatanditsslimyasheck

Edge walks into the kitchen only to be attacked by the meat of a medium sized squid.

Several times.

Ayasaki and Senbu are throwing whatever they can manage to pick up at each other, and it's terrifying.

Edge promptly leaves, now covered in squid meat along with having the stuff inside his clothes.

It was hot, so he'd taken off his jacket and unbuttoned his polo.

Bad idea when walking into the kitchen where Senbu and Ayasaki happen to be flinging things at each other because holy shit they get angry when in the kitchen together.

He searches for Lancer, ignoring the odd looks he's getting from other modules.

Finally, he finds the blonde in the living room, sitting upside down in an armchair and reading Green Eggs and Ham.

"Lancer, I have a problem."

Lancer looks up from his book, falls off the armchair, then rights himself and pretends like nothing happened.

"And what kind if problem would that be?"

"I'm sorta entirely covered in squid meat and it's really slimy," Edge motions to himself.

"Should I lick it off?"

"Lancer no," Edge says sharply, slapping Lancer's hand away. "Clean me in a nonsexual way."

"Fine," Lancer rolls his eyes. "What am I supposed to do, bathe you in a bathtub or something?"

Edge ponders for a second, then responds, "No, you'd just fuck me anyway if you bathe me in a bathtub."

"What noooo," Lancer objects, casually wrapping his arms around Edge's waist from behind and nibbling at his ear. "What makes you say that?"

"Ah~! Lancer, don't touch me there~!" Edge grits his teeth, trying to break Lancer's embrace to get the man's hand out of his pants.

Lancer has other plans though, lazily kissing his neck, sliding his tongue against the burning flesh to make Edge shiver.

"How do you want me to clean you then?" Lancer asks innocently, tracing his finger over the bulge in Edge's pants.

"Did I ever tell you how much I hate you sometimes?" the flushed ginger says tightly, anything to keep from moaning and egging the other on. "Whatever. Clean me however you want."

Grinning, Lancer scoops up Edge and takes him to the bathroom, where he fills up the tub with hot water and soap.

He removes Edge's open polo easily, but when he reaches for the ginger's pants, Edge grabs his wrist.

"I can take my own pants off thanks," Edge says quickly, slipping them off and getting into the tub as fast as possible to hide his very obvious boner.

"Whatever you say," Lancer smirks, removing his own shirt and jacket.

He doesn't fail to notice how Edge instantly looks away, cheeks burning even redder.

Having too much fun, Lancer removes the rest of his clothing, stopping in front of Edge so that the ginger has no option but to see him.

Edge looks up and rests trembling hands on Lancer's thighs.