Ink: our what now?... *stares at Nightmare*
Nightmare: *shrugs*
Me: OHOOHOHOHOHO- *jumps around stupidly*
Dream: ?????????????????
*a muffled yell followed by a OoF can be heard from a random room that exists because of plot reasons*
Ink: wth-
Cross: SOMEONES DYING-
Dream: wha-
Nightmare: I don't even want to know.
Ink: none of us do-
Cross: I DO!
Ink: nvm.
Me: *runs up to 'plot room' and quickly opens the door very aggressively*
Everyone else: *follows*
*someone that looks like passive Nightmare is on the floor, crying*
Nightmare: WHAT—
Ink: lol
*a person dressed in a blue turtleneck is being squashed by a person dressed in a yellow shirt with white overalls as they laugh*
Ink: OK SO BASICALLY-
*someone that looks very similar to Nightmare is sitting in the corner, silently judging everyone*
Me: WOHOO!!!!!! *quickly runs around and hugs all the strangers excitedly*
Ink: something tells me that you know these people.
Me: *points at the two people that are laying in the floor and arguing* THESE ARE MY SMOL CHILDREN *points at the Nightmare lookalikes* AND THEY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS SMOL CHILDREN!
Nightmare: oh, okay-
Ink: WTH YOU'RE WAY TOO YOUNG TO HAVE CHILDREN, AND I DON'T DOUBT YOUR FRIEND IS TOO! HOW ARE THEY EVEN SKELETONS!?
Me: chill. Not biological children. Mine and her creations.
Ink: say what they actually are next time. *mumbles something*
Me: be quiet.
Echo (blue turtleneck): GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE SH-
Buttercup (overalls): LANGUAGE!!
Echo: FACC U
Buttercup: *gasps dramatically* THERE ARE SMOLS HERE! *points at the passive Nightmare lookalike*
Echo: YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER!*throws Buttercup off and stands up*
Fear (Nightmare lookalike): STOP IT! *almost gets hit by Buttercup* AH-
Echo: pffft- you scream?....
Fear: YEAH, NO SHIT SHERLOCK-
Buttercup: *gasps again*
Anxious (passive Nightmare lookalike): *wipes tears away* n-no... it's fine...
Buttercup: NO! IT IS NOT FINE! *hugs him aggressively* U ARE SMOL!
Anxious: *wheezes* o-okay... (please stop yelling)...
Echo: *turns around and finally noticed everyone* oh-
Fear: GREAT...
Ink: *awkwardly waves*
Me: pfffffffffffffffft-
Echo: you just spat everywhere-
Me: I KNOW I NEED BRACES, STOP BODY SHAMING ME!!
Buttercup: ECHO!!
Echo: what?....
Buttercup: STOP BODY SHAMING HER!
Echo: I SWEAR TO G-
To be continued.......
(I hope I got the names right ;-;)
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