Chapter 4 - Princess

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Princess

            That brings me to my next little thing. If any guys are reading this, please don’t call a girl ‘princess’ under any circumstances, unless you’re trying to drive her away. Or unless you’re her dad. Even then, I think it is past time that dads called their daughters something else. What a wonderful thing it would be if dad came in through the door after work and called out, “Where’s my little Nobel prize-winner?!”

            That would be so cute. I think I’ll use it in a book or something later. Infinity dibs, people!

            I don’t know, maybe a girl could tolerate it if a guy called her princess maybe once, twice a year. But as a term of endearment, it pretty much sucks. If you want to make him sound as if he finds her so precious, have a cute nickname. Like, if her name is Caroline, she could be Care-Bear or something.

            This is a short rant, but if you guys (invisible masses reading this) think of anything else, please comment. 

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