PLANTIFF: Shadow the Hedgehog
Says that the defendant destroyed a local nightclub late last night. He is suing for 500 rings and has E-123 Omega as his lawyer.
DEFENDANT: Sonic the Hedgehog
Says that the plaintiff had also destroyed the nightclub during the same night, too. He is countersuing for also 500 rings and has Miles "Tails" Prower as his lawyer.
And now for the honorable judge, Amy Rose, presiding...
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[Everyone was standing up as Amy sat down.]
Amy: Thank you, please be seated. (everyone sits back down) Now Shadow, why are you suing Sonic?
Shadow: I'm suing this faker for destroying the nightclub downtown last night!
Sonic: Hey, that's my line!
Shadow: Shut up, you dumb hog!
Sonic: (stands up) Who you calling a dumb hog!?
Shadow: (stands up) You! You dumb, fat, stupid hog!
Sonic: Why I oughta...!!
Amy: (bangs her gavel) Boys! Boys! Order in the courtroom! Now then, your lawyers will flip a coin to see who goes first. Omega gets heads, and Tails gets tails. (giggles) Get it?
Tails: (sarcastically) Ha ha. Very funny, Amy.
[Tails pulls out a quarter and flips it. The coin then lands on heads.]
E-123 Omega: Looks like I'm going first.
Witness #01: Rouge the Bat (Shadow)
E-123 Omega: So, Rouge, did you see Sonic destroy the nightclub last night?
Rouge: Well, he was dancing crazy. And he was causing problems on the dance floor, too!
E-123 Omega: But did you see any damages he made to the place?
Rouge: Well, he was swinging on the disco ball like how a monkey swings on a vine. And then it snapped, and it crashed on the floor.
E-123 Omega: No further questions.
Amy: Okay...? But I don't buy it.
Rouge: Huh? What do you mean you don't--!?
Amy: (interrupts Rouge by banging her gavel) Does the defense have any witnesses to call?
Tails: Yes, Amy. Defense calls Silver to the stand.
Witness #02: Silver the Hedgehog (Sonic)
Tails: Okay, Silver. Shadow thinks that Sonic is guilty. Do you agree with that statement?
Silver: No.
Shadow: (stands up) What!?
Tails: Can you explain to us what happened?
Silver: Well, while Blaze and I were walking to the club, Shadow came out and he totally wrecked some guy's car with a baseball bat! And then he threw it at the building!
Tails: No further que--
Shadow: (walks up to the stand) Liar!! I did not destroy that guy's car!
Silver: Oh, really? Why don't you tell that to the guy who's 10,000 rings sports car you just devoured!?
Shadow: Well, he shouldn't have bumped into me and made me spill my drink!
Silver: Yeah, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have wrecked his car!
Shadow: What's that supposed to mean?
Silver: You always have to be so angry about everything!
Shadow: Prove it!
Amy: Hey, hey, hey, guys.
Silver: You got angry that time Sonic beat you in Black Ops 4! Or that time someone threw a water balloon at you! Or--
Amy: (bangs her gavel) Boys! That enough! Shadow, go sit down!
Shadow: Fine! (walks off)
Tails: No further questions. (also walks off)
Amy: (sighs) Just call your next witness to the stand.
Shadow: I call the Babylon Rogues to the stand.
Witness #03: Babylon Rogues (Shadow)
Jet: Before you ask, tin can, yes, Sonic did wreck up that nightclub!
Wave: And he also spray-painted "boys rule and girls drool" in the women's restroom!
Storm: And he made me drop my sundae!
Amy: Hmm... Not buying it.
Jet: What!? You're just saying that because you got a crush on him!
Amy: Uh, duh! There's no way I'm believing that Sonic's guilty! Even from a bunch of potty mouths! Now, Sonic, call your last witness.
Sonic: I call Knuckles to the stand.
Witness - FINAL: Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic)
Tails: So, Knuckles, do you think--?
Knuckles: Yes, he threw that car into the club! And it almost landed on me!!
Shadow: You should've watched where you were going.
Knuckles: How was I supposed to know that you threw that guy's car? And then set it on fire!?
Amy: Oh, my! Umm... Let's just move on to the verdict.
The Verdict - Sonic v. Shadow
Amy: So, has the jury reached the verdict?
Cream: We have, Amy. We find Mr. Sonic and Mr. Shadow... both guilty.
Sonic and Shadow: What!?
Amy: Very well, then. Sonic, your only punishment is that you have to repaint the women's restroom. But as for you, Shadow, you have to pay 10,000 rings to the guy whose car you just wrecked and another to the nightclub. Case dismissed. (bangs gavel)
After the Verdict - Amy Rose
Amy: I didn't believe what they said about Sonic, even if they were true. But if I had to choose between the world and Sonic, I would choose Sonic!
[End of Case.]
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Courtroom of Chaos
RandomDate of Creation: November 14, 2018 "Enter the courtroom of Sonic and his friends. Where the court is chaotic, the cases are chaotic, and the verdicts are funny"! This book is fan-made and not affiliated with SEGA. WARNING: Some of the pages contain...
