I've been on Wattpad for a month now, and I've seen things that are really, really starting bug me. So to explain these little pet peeves. I will write a parody story. I pretty much got this idea from AhmedtheSloth (if that's it. I only remember the Ahmed part, so thanks Ahmed!) He sort of inspired me to write this. hehe. here we go.
PS. My main story is about vampires, so I sort of use this stuff too. Or I will in the future. I made this for fun; although, these things do really bug me.
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My parody story. Now the first thing is the title:
"OMG!!!! I am a girl vampire whose is a werewolf's mate who already has a girlfriend, but dumped her for me because I'm his mate!!! Now she's out to get me!! Oh did I mention she's a zombie from Japan?!?!? Ahh!! Oh also, there's is a really hot human boy that loves me for who I am--a sparkling vampire!! OMG! I'm in love, but how am I going to tell dog boy that I'm leaving him forever because of my arranged marriage to a panda bear named Frank!!! Wait, the human boy is dressed as Frank the Panda? What now?!"
(My title. Haha. I hate this. Really I do. They sum up the whole plot, and then it's alittle to pointless to read. i know no title is this long, but bare with me. I'm trying to my a point.)
(I hate spaces like this too)
Hi my name is Pencil Eraser. My name is Pencil because when I was born my mama saw a man dressed in a pencil costume in the hospital. When she popped me out, she saw him and screamed it out. My last name is Eraser becuase that was my dad's last name. It just is. Since then I've been called Pencil Eraser, but all my friends call me Pen. Well anyway, I'm five foot five, and I have brown hair that goes all the way to my butt. I have these cute black button eyes and button nose which I hate because my auntie always pinches my cheeks because of dem.
Well, anyway I woke up to the sound of my alarm clock. (this beginning is unoriginal) I sat up and saw that it was eight. *gasp* I'm going to be late. Wahhh. I got up and got dressed. I ran down the stairs and stared at the food. Bleh. I'm a vampire. I don't eat food. I drink animal blood. Blood. Haha. My vampire mommy looked at me and smiled.
Mom: Hi honey.
Me: Like sucks!
Mom: Don't say that Pencil!!
Me: You suck too! I hate life!
Mom: You know what, whatever, but your friend is here.
Me: I have no friends!! I'm emo.
(Does she sound emo? Yes? Guys, this is such a typical stereotype. Don't do it. Also diaglougue are expressed through quotation marks. I will no longer make pencil this stereotype. She will now be peppy!)
She is so mean to me even though she gives me this $1,000 pencil to write with everyday. Ugh. Parents are so annoying!! (Aren't they when your parents can afford everything in the world Pencil? Aren't they? *sarcasm*) I walked outside to get to my Ferrarri that hasn't even come out yet, but who cares. It kills the ozone layer. Stupid emmissions. They always have to ruin the fun. When I started to get to my door, a black car pulled up to me.
A guy stepped out of it and pulled out a boquet of flowers. I gasped. Flowers? For me? Shut. Up. The guy grinned and handed them to me. I took them and gave him a hug. Aww. I'm in love. I am in LOVE!!! Then a girl stepped out of the car came up to him and slapped him. She frowned at me and left taking his car. He didn't care.
"I'm John," he said. "You are Pencil. I'm a werewolf. you're a vampire. that girl was my girlfriend. She's a zombie from Japan. You are my mate. Let's make out!"
