Chapter 3

2 0 0
                                    

Chapter 3

Kody’s Pov.

Only one more month of this shit! After I finish school, I’m moving back home. Don’t get me wrong British Columbia is nice but I really prefer Alberta. I need to live with people that aren't freaks. My roommate is 100% GOTH!!! , but not emotional shit. He’s a vampire. I’m sure of it. When I’m done I’m living with Dom, Dominic Hamilton; my best friend.

My dorm looked nice when I first moved in, but eventually it turned out to be so dark. Not to mention my fucking roommate, he’s pretty weird and I swear to god that he is a vampire.  Video games time, I thought. Just as I grabbed my monster, set up my game and got comfy, I heard a voice.  ,

“Kody, Kody...  Kody.” Someone distant yelled down the hall.

“Uggg, what the fuck do you want?” As I answered I heard a slight knock.

“Can I come in?”

“Who is it?”

“Mike Carlson,”

"Who?”

“You came to a few of my parties last semester, we are neighbors and in all the same classes,” he responded.

“And you know how much I pay attention,” I mumbled to myself while getting off the couch to open the door. “What do you want?” I asked.

“You have a package downstairs.”

“From?”

“Toronto.”

“Oh, Lacey,” I said. “Ok, I will come and pick it up.”

“Nice to talking to you”

I decided not to respond back to that comment. I ran downstairs and into our “lobby” thing.  Only to see a large cardboard box wrapped nicely. Damn, what could she have sent me? I brought the box up to my room, sat on my bed and start to open it. Placed on top of lots of white and brown paper, sat a horse sized purple cock. Attached with a string was a note. ‘Love you Kody, think about me when you and your roommate use it together.’ - Love Lacey ‘Oh P.S. Amelia helped me buy it, so you can also thank her.’ Without thinking, I grabbed my phone and dialed Lacey's number.  

“Hello,” She said sweetly.

“Don’t hello me!” I said very angrily.

“Well, I guess I know that it's the...   time of the month” She hesitated.

“Lacey!” I said, starting to get irritated. “You are really pissing me off! Did you really think that would be a good idea?”

The Roommates (REWRITTEN)Where stories live. Discover now