A/N: This particular story is an ass expansion story, featuring several of BlueberryJanelle's characters.
"The cookies are done!" Clara cheered, pulling a fresh batch out from the oven. The scent was intoxicating, with the faint hint of melted chocolate chips in the air. Kylie shoved Sabrina out of the way and rushed into the kitchen, with the rest of us casually following along.
"Since I've entered that cookie contest, I'm just going to make a bunch of different cookies. I need all of you to tell me which one is the BEST so I can enter that into the contest, okay?" Clara was thrilled just to be able to cook, but had an eager look of determination on her face.
"Clara, I'm sure you'll win," I said. "You're the best baker we know!"
"She's....the masterbaker!" Kylie laughed.
"Thank you, Kylie!" Clara smiled. "I'd like to think I'm the best masterbaker in town!"
Both Kylie and Sabrina almost choked after taking a bite from a cookie and smiled at each other.
"Really, you two? How old are you, fourteen? You're in your twenties, grow up," Katrina hissed.
"'You're in your twenties, grow up!'" Kylie mocked. Before she turned around and started walking back to the couch with Sabrina, she gave a thumbs up. "This batch seemed a little better than the cinnamon ones. On a commercial I'm coming back to get more!"
Clara turned to her sister, "Katrina, I don't see what was so bad about that....they called me a masterbaker! That's good!"
"Sexual jokes really go over your head," Katrina took a bite from a cookie and nodded. "Yeah, this may be the best so far."
Pandora and I took a bite from a cookie as well, and Clara stared at us anxiously waiting to see what we'd say.
"Not bad for what is a considered an Earthling dessert," Pandora said aloud, tasting the chocolate chips. "On my home planet, we have something similar. It's called 'quackala'!"
"Hey, you should have Pandora help you make that!" Kylie shouted from the living room.
"But....I think using a dessert from another galaxy is against the rules! I don't want to cheat!" Clara responded.
"Eh, who gives a shit?" Kylie inhaled her cookie and finished her sentence while she chewed. "Is it stated in the rules? Highly doubt it. Therefore it's not cheating!"
"Don't listen to Kylie," I asserted. "You probably would get away with it but there's no guarantee the judges would even like it, you know? Stick with something they would actually have a reference to go with, like these chocolate chip cookies, for example."
"I have another batch in the oven that'll be done soon. Those are chocolate chip too, but I tried a few things differently with those. I'm going to save this batch for now and see what everyone thinks of the new batch," Clara started placing the rest of cookies carefully inside a small plastic container while Pandora and I turned around to see what was on tv.
"So, what do you think of human life, Pandora?"
"Well, to be honest," she began. "It seems....very primitive. Staring at a black box that gives off simple visual renderings isn't very advanced in terms of what other civilizations have already done millions of years ago. I hope that doesn't sound rude, because it wasn't mean to be! It's just a very outdated concept, is all."
"I know what you meant, Pandora. I was just talking about overall, like what do you think about humans since you've been here?"
"Oh! Uhmmm, they're interesting! Humans are a very peculiar species, I must say....especially Kylie. She's probably the most flamboyant living organism I've ever known!"
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