I dare you to teach google how to be you for a day and if you can't you have to record yourself doing the chicken dance
Ha....to easy *shape shifts into Google* Ahem, Hello, I am an asshole that wants world domination and to destroy man kind.
Google from the back of the room:......hes pretty accurate, just I don't swear
Do I need to talk about that time in Mexico?
Google: THANK YOU, NEXT NEXT, QUICK NEXT.
YOU ARE READING
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Humoryou better make your questions fair for me to answer, or I'll shove ice cream down your throats. this is an ask book just for me, you can add people in but only for up to three asks of me, dares are included but be fair with me.