chapter III

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*music plays*

It starts on a road where vanzilla was driving down it and inside was none other than the louds. Ronnie anne was with them. They were driving while lipsyncing with the song.

Lola:why are we doing this?

Leni:it's a distress signal lola someone could be dying.

Lana:she gets that but why're we doing this?

Lincoln:'cause we're nice. Who knows maybe they might give us a little cha-ching when we're done-

Lori:which isn't the point.

Lincoln:which isn't the point! But if they don't give us some money-

Luna:you take their wallet.

Lisa:exactly.

Ronnie anne:BA-BA-BA BINGO!!!

Lincoln looks at her awkwardly before luan spoke.

Luan:nearly there guys.

Lori:alright louds, and santiago, this could get ugly so lets put on our mean faces.

Lily was behind them, she looked 15. The reason for this was lisa's time machine failure making lily 15 years old and shortening her vocabulary to "I" and "am" and "lily". And the others can understand her. She was on her phone looking on her Facebook.

Lincoln:lily put that thing away, now, I'm not gonna tell you again. Lily!

Lily(mocking):I am lily.

Everyone:whoa!/what the hell?!/god.

Lincoln:got some acorns on you now!

Lola:ever since that machine made you like that you've been a real A-hole.

Lana:keep that up. AND WE'RE GONNA SMASH THAT THING TO PEICES!!!

*music stops*

They arrive to their destination. Mt. Ebott. The only thing they see are a bunch of corpses on the surface.

Ronnie anne:what the hell?

Lola:looks like we're not getting paid.

Then aslori crashed onto the front window. Then everyone screamed.

Lola:WIPERS!!! WIPERS!!! GET IT OFF!!!

Then aslori opens her eye as everyone screamed again. 1 second later. They're laying her on a table.

Luna:how the hell is this dude still alive.

Leni:she's not a dude. You're a dude. This is a woman, a very royal woman.

Lola:I'm royal.

Lana:ah who're you kidding lola, you're one pageant away from selfish.

Lola:yeah right.

Lana:it's true.

Lana uses hand signals to indicate lola being selfish.

Lola:Ronnie anne do you think I'm-

Ronnie anne walks to the other side of the table and looks at her chest peice.

Ronnie anne:her armour looks like it was made from holy gold.

Lincoln:stop shining her chest plate.

Then ronnie anne looks at him with an annoyed expression.

Lincoln:lisa wake her up.

Then lisa uses a device and wakes up uslori. Which startled them, then aslori turns around and looks at the others who were aiming guns and baseball bats at her.

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