Why Did this happen?

Um no

I got ready in the morning and put on my usual outfit for school ^ and I was outing on my jeans and noticed they were getting tighter and were harder to put on, I shrugged I assumed it was because of my ass which had grown because of my workouts. It was fine I would just ship for a larger size. I was the most popular girl in my school, I'm at the top, I've gotten more popular over my years at school, so now I have people who are my minions and do things for me on my command. Anywho I get my outfit on and go down 2 flights of stairs to get to my kitchen where I ask my maid to make me breakfast. And I felt unusually hungry so I told her to get me 5 chocolate pancakes, 2 bowls of fruity pebbles, 5 chocolate chip waffles, and sausage and bacon. She was shocked when I told her my list but she made if for me anyways. I finished my meal in approx. 20 minutes and I headed to school.

Today I drive my bmw to school and I got out and saw my minions waiting for me with shocked faces. I said, " what's with the face bitches?" They just said, " lo-o-k down" I looked down and my stomach was over flowing my jeans. I then told them, " one of you give me your sweater, now!" They gave me their sweater and it felt tight but it hid my disaster. I then went in school and started my day.

Once school had ended, thank god it was a Friday, I went to McDonalds, usually I went to HealthSalad but I felt like I deserved a treat from the tough day I had, 5 tests! I got in  the drive thru and ordered 4 BigMacs, 10 large fries, 6 10 packs of chicken nuggets, 2 strawberry milkshakes, 2 large cokes and some little apple pies. It was only 20 dollars so I got my money's worth. I got my food and it smelled like heaven so I started eating on the way home and finished half of what I got. Once I got home I went up to my room and started eating all of my food. I was moaning on how delicious this food was. Once I finished my jeans felt so tight, they looked like they were about to burst, my stomach over flowed them by about a inch and my shirt now was tight, then I heard a POP then followed by a RIPPPP and saw my jean buttons popped and they also ripped. I put some sweat pants on instead which were unusually tight and treaded over to the scale I weighed myself and I was 135 pounds! Wow, yesterday I was only 120. I gained 15 pounds! I kinda liked my fat ass and my large breasts so I decided I would like to make them bigger so I went down the stairs and was panting by the time I got down and got 2 large tubs of ice cream. Yum. I then went back up the stairs and went to my room and devoured the ice cream. I then fell asleep rubbing my full tummy thinking this is going to be the best weekend of my life.