Child Of Kami

Pranks Lunchtime Houses & Friends

HELLLLLOOOO Kidddddiiieeeesss, yes I know I know its been to long for all the ones who read my story but I'm back.

I dicided to post a chap before the fall semester started, but that obviously didn't happen so here it is.

Naruto belongs to Mashashi Kishimoto

"People talking" "People thinking/past" "People shouting/Jutsu"

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Iruka had been droning on for hours now. Boy did that guy like to hear himself talk.

I decided, since I read up on all konoha history while I was well um in my other life yeah good way to put it
-_-' I would occupy my time with more constructive things. I glanced around the class room and noticed most everyone was asleep, and since Iruka's back was turned he couldn't see... he....couldn't....see.

Que evil smile I reached into the bag I got from Kami-sama, and pulled out a sharpie. I turn to naruto, who was snoozing away, and begin to to draw on his face.

I don't do anything to fancy just the stereo- type glasses and mustache. After I finish, I sneak over to Shikamaru. Choji notices me and my sharpie he gives me a smile and then pretends not to see me.

I shift over and start to write on shikamaru's face, so far no one but Choji has seen me. Good lets keep it like that. I continued to draw on the faces of my sleeping classmates. Without being seen to top it all off!

Man if this dosen't mean i'm qualified to be a ninja I don't know what will.

After a few more lectures Naruto is finally awakened by the lunch bell. And wouldn't you know it he wakes up and runs out before I can see his reaction to the free makeover I gave him... Typical.

I stay in the clasroom until every body leaves. As soon as the classroom is empty I hear screams coming from outside. "It's horrible". "What is this stuff it won't come OFF"!

I laugh to myself, " These kids have no appriciation of modern art, *SIGH*, what a disappointment this generation is". I say to myself as I make my way outside.

I eventually find my way outside.
Everything was pretty much what you'd expect; there were training dummies in the corner of the lot, a number of kids running around trying to get the sharpie of thier faces, and people just enjoying the show.

I soon spot kiba and naruto sitting under a tree along with shikamaru, looking extremly annoyed and Choji looking extremly amused.

I walk over and sit next to naruto. "Hey guys whats u- Whoa what happened to your faces"?

Both naruto and shikamaru glared at me.

"Yipe! well uh sorry i asked". They go back to sulking and Kiba sits nexted to me. "So your that Kamiko that just entered the academy right? Well I'm Kida Inuzuka, nice to meet ya. The dude with swirls on his cheeks is Choji(Choji winks at me I wink back), the dude with the ponytail is shikamaru, and thats....well you know him he sit next to you. He says pointing to each one of them.

I smile, "well you already know me. So how long till class starts again"?

Shikamaru lazily opens one eye, " we only have a few minutes then we go back in for our jutsu lessons".

I look at him and try my best not to laugh,"You know if you use nail polish remover the marks will come off"!

Naruto immediately started yelling thanks and praise to me but shikamaru just stared, "And how , pray tell do you know this".