Jake Looscrew The Screw hat

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"The pure lunatic of the group
The crazy one

As a normal person he was nuts
As a loony he was a scary mother fucker

His story is a good one to good to tell
All Thier stories are. You'll find out in good time

He had a sword
It was part of him
It completed him
It used to be gold but it was stained in blood

He walked and stared into ur soul
He hid his face with a bandana
He was waiting to feed

THE only time when he is not nuts is when the most nuts

THE only time when he made sense is when he had no sense at all

THE one and only screw hat

THE most hurt

THE most protective

THE only white wizard loony

Ladies and gentlemen I INTRUDUCE

ME of course who would be nuts enough to talk in third person to talk to someone who is not there other than alex?"

"who's he talking too?" asked alex

"I don't know" says clent

"Hey stop repeating what we are saying jake" yells jack

"UGG fine but can I at least tell them what we look like?" I asked

"Why do they to know?" asks clent

"cause we look damn cool and also how we supposed to get girls if they don't know what we look like?" I answer

"fine but do it in your head" says jack

Jack has black messy hair and a gold crown. He wore a huge black sweater with green crosses on it. It looked way to big for him the sleeves were 8 sizes to big. He wore ripped jeans and black skater shoes he also had dark brown eyes and a child's face
His qrest magic was wind and thunder

Clent was short of course
He wore his Christmas hat that was stained in blood of his fellow elves
He had a nice pink jacket that showed off his masculines not kidding it made him look manly he also had orange hair that was long somehow in a Timmy turner style(4th wall break) and some short pants that ended at the bottom of his knee caps and wrapped around it.
His qrest magic was snow and speed and flying

Alex had orange hair that faded to a white. It was under a ripped wizard hat. he carried a staff a typical wizard look but he wore a green hoodie and black jeans and i must say girls he is quite a looker he had brown eyes too

I wear a bandanna
I wear uhhhh a top hat with a flower
I wear a green hoodie that looks like it's from Naruto weirdly
I have ripped jeans
My hair is every where
My crest magic is fire, earth, lighting and weapon changes

The boys weren't alone any more even the sociopath can be happy
Even the guild of loonys
They belong in a loony bin

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