This month was really hard for my boyfriend pedro the pony . He couldn't nut for 30 days that made him sad . It was also hard for , donkey , shrek , snoop dogg my teacher and lord farquad who is Fiona's new boyfriend because she cheated on shrek . My favourite song is . Hit or miss I guess they never miss huh? You got a boyfriend I bet he never kiss yah (mwah)! He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa. I sang the song for 24 hours . And then 3 more seconds after that . My music teacher Mrs Singer (omg that was a good pun) . I found her first name is Tracer . And everybody be like I wanna be tracer I'm already tracer . But I'm not like that so I dab on them heaters . My favourite singer is Jacob statorious ( I cant spell) . But you can wear my sweatshirt and you can tell your friends we will be together till the end .
Thank you for reading can't believe I have 83 reads . I'm bloody famous and I will try to upload more . If you want to ask questions go ahead like what's my dinner or have you watched every shrek movie any other question you want to ask .
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RomanceMy pet horse slapped my arse and out came shrek as flew through the sky
