Shrek flew out the window . My mum spuder man used the same excuse that Fiona cheated on shrek with Lord Farquaad and that he was sad so he needed a one night stand. I shouted at my mum when will you that your actions have consequences . It made her loose her marbles when i said that . I heard her then scream at me yo bam beano your pussy is now a Cheeto as she got her magic wand out . I ran out cryin . I then went to visit donkey the one who threw paper at me and told him. The horse then offered to play kaboot with me on fortnite ( fortnite is dead now ) I won first place . I then went to see my two best friends CARDI b and Dora de explorer . We watched some dank memes and done some kpop group dances . We were gonna make a kpop group called we are too school for cool . I went home . I saw my mum Spuder man watchin lazy town . All of a sudden I heard a earthquake . The ground was shaking . I knew who was making that
sound it was big fucking pigeon
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RomansaMy pet horse slapped my arse and out came shrek as flew through the sky