Something different, something new (Male!reader spiderman)

Not wondering when he'd ever come back out

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Maybe i shouldn't have taken my mask off. "Felicia... Hey..." Why am i just standing here like a dry fish. "I'd love to stay and chat but there's a bunch of maggia goons about to crash through the door, mask on, boy scout." She says slyly. Shit, shit shit shit. I scramble to pull my mask back on, as it slides on i turn just quick enough to jump out of the way of the scattering glass. "Woah, fellas! I'm sure that's well over the speed limit!" The goons rush me to no avail, after clearing them out i turn to see felicia's already cleared out as well.  "Fantastic, Why would she break the damn Painting!? Are you kidding me?!"
Wait, the glass says something. "Missed you" What a bother.

"So Black Cat was the one who went in through the roof?" How many times do i have to say it, you think she'd be brighter considering she's a damn reporter. "Yes, MJ, Black Cat was the one that got in through the roof. The one that went in through the roof was Black Cat, Black Cat-" "I get it (Y/N), Black cat." I gasp, feigning surprise. "Black cat was the one that got in through the roof?! What a surprise?! How did you come across that information!" Man, I'm an asshole.
"Goodbye, (Y/N)" Well, that's one thorn out of my side. As i leap into the city, swinging from building to building, i receive a call from a "Detective Mackey" From the Greenwich Precinct, claiming that the Old black cat hid his "Treasures" around the city. After finding the first, i began a long, tedious quest to hunt down the rest of them.

After finally recovering every damn painting scattered throughout new york, I called Peter, Finally.

"Hey, Pete. How you holdin' up?" Man playing nice when you're suspicious is difficult. "Oh you know, same old same old." Oh yeah? I bet, Otto Jr. "Where are you, Pete? I wanna come visit, it's been a minute since i've actually seen you face to face. Missin' that boyish mug right about now." Let's see if he falls for it. "Oh, I'm at Otto's old lab actually. Swing by if you'd like" 

"Yeah, I'll be right there, Bud." Time to get to the bottom of this weird, fucked up rabbit hole.