TF2 mercs(original neighbor AU) x Reader {VERY OLD!}

Meet the team! (Or well some of them...)

You wake up in your bed and sigh. Alright, what happened last night was... interesting, to say the least. It can't possibly get get worse right? "All right, i'm not just going to move because of one of my neighbors being some crazy cat lady, man, thing..." It's only been one day, surely the world dosen't hate you THAT much.

Then you hear a knock on your door, which didn't really sound like a 'knock', more like someone was trying to knock your door down. "OH COME ON! IT'S BEEN ONE DAY!" You thought to yourself. At this point, you didn't really care if it was someone who wanted to murder you, you just wanted the 'knocking' to stop.

So, you went down the stairs while questioning all your life choices. The knocking just got louder and louder, so you just about had enough. "ALRIGHT! I'M COMING!" You said, more like yelled, while putting your hand on the door knob. You opened the door to see six men standing there. the one standing right infront of you was wearing a grey beanie, which was covering his eyes. Then, your brain suddenly put together that he was the guy getting the mail yesterday. In the gray house, with that flagpole.

"So Jeremy was actually tellin' the truth huh?" One guy with overalls and was who quite short said. "I told ya our new neighbor was a girly! Ya owe me ten bucks now Travish!" The young guy named 'Jeremy' pointed his finger at the only black guy here. "Fine then, i'll give them to ya when we're done with the lassie." They were talking like you weren't even there.

"What are you going to do the this 'lassie' anyway..?" You questioned. All their heads turned to look at you. These guy's were talking like they were going to sacrifise you to Cthulhu. "Sorry there shelia, these blokes just wanted to see if Jeremy over here was actually right about you bein' our neighbor." The second tallest guy in a brown west said. Well that was the last thing you expected. "Oh, um, yeah. I am your new neighbor, i guess... Wait so you're ALL my neighbors..?"

"Yeah toots! I'm Jeremy, nice to meet a pretty girly like you!" He put his hand out to you, and followed that with a wink. This f**king guy.. Wait a second "Are you the guy who almost murdered me with a ball yesterday?" You asked with a straight face. His face went from 'Trying to be smooth but failing' to 'I've made a mistake.' "Um, well yes but-" he was cut off by another one of the guys. "Little man did what?" The tallest and biggest man said. He had a surprisingly booming and deep voice, but honestly what were you expecting? "U-uh well i didn't really try to MURDER her i just-"

"Alright boys calm down, Just imagen what the lil' lady is thinking. Some six random men just go up to her door over some bet." I mean, he did have a valid point but, "little..?" Jeremy comments. "Little man better hold mouth closed.." The guy with a heavy russian accent said. "Can you just, all tell me your names? It's seven in the morning though so don't expect me to remember that well."

"Ah guess i'll start then. Mah name is Dell Conagher, but ah'd prefer if ya just called me Dell." The texan said. "Oh, and this is Travish," He pointed to the darker skinned man who now had a beer bottle in his hand, and might be half drunk. "This is Mikhail," He pointed to the big russian. "This is Jan-" He was cut off by the man in beanie "I CAN TALK FOR MYSELF, MAGGOT!" He yelled probably not on the top of his lungs, honestly he could probably kill your eardrums if he got any louder. The man then saluted and said loud and clear, "YOU CAN REFER TO ME AS SOLLY, BUT MY REAL NAME IS, AND FOREVER WILL BE, JANE DOE!"

"Is he always that loud?" You wispered to Dell. "Yup. Oh, and those two are Richard and well, Jeremy." Well then, this was probably the most early you have ever been woken up to meet your neightbors. "Well it's nice too meet you all, and um.. My name is (Y/n)." Jeremy perked up, and took an opportunity to flirt with you,"That's a very pretty name girly." That action caused Mikhail to slap Jeremy at the back of his head, which sounded like he broke something. "Well then ah think we should be goin' now. Hope we didn't take too much af ya time." You were internally laughing with joy, becouse you haven't eaten yet and, YOU NEED SOME FOOD, RIGHT NOW.

"Oh um, no it's uh, fine. I just have to go to work soon so yeah, i'm going to eat breakfast now.. so i'll see you later." You didn't actually have a job, you just wanted to take your sweet time eating. "Alright then toot's, just take this number for our group chat! We are planing a welcoming party for ya! So if ya have anything to say about it, just go ahead and do it there!" You took the number, you all said your goodbyes, and then you FINALLY got some food.