Random Fandom One-Shots

May The Best Monster Win

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"Eddie! Pretty pretty please with chocolate covered tater tots on top!" I pleased with my best buddy. He shook his head in annoyance as he poured himself another cup of coffee.
"I told you already (Y/N), I don't wanna be poked and prodded."
"At least not like how you're suggesting." Venom interrupted, I laughed loudly whilst Eddie just swatted at the delightful parasite.
"Please Eddie! Bruce doesn't want to poke or prod at all! In fact this is all my idea!" I said, "You two have a lot more in common then you'd think." Eddie chuckled sarcastically.
"I don't think I've got too much in common with a very successful gamma radiation doctor."
"Please Eddie! I'll clean your motorcycle! Or your apartment or, or-"
"Alright, alright already. I'll meet your Doctor friend." he said a small smirk on his face. "When are we going?"
"Technically we were supposed to be there 30 minutes ago." he groaned as he dragged his feet to find his shoes, "Hey! It was your stubborn ass that kept us from getting there on time!" I said grabbing the keys to his motorcycle and heading down the stairs.
"Ahh hell no! You're not driving!"

After a small argument on who was going to drive to Avengers HQ, Eddie winning, and then us speeding through the town we arrived at the tower. I hopped off the motorcycle and ran up to the door, ringing the doorbell.
"Hello Miss (Y/N)." Friday said in a robotically happy voice.
"Hello Friday. I'm here to see Brucington." Eddie finally walked up beside me, "This is my friend Eddie. He's coming with."
Friday was quiet for a moment before the door opened to show the one, the only-
"Tony Stark?" Eddie said quietly.
"(Y/N)! So glad to see you!" Tony said pulling me into a tight hug. I hugged him back.
"Hello Mr Stark!" I said sarcastically.
"Ugh." he said in a disgusted tone, "Who's your friend?" he said giving Eddie a once over.
"This is my best bud Eddie. Eddie, you already know of the infamous, playboy, millionaire Tony Stark." Tony held a hand out to Eddie and Eddie replied by shaking it.
"So, what brings you and Eddie here over?"
"Oh, I thought he and Bruce would get along, thought I'd introduce them."
"Oh! Wait Bruce is-"
"No Tony." I said facepalming, "I'm assuming Bruce is in the lab?"
"Assumed right." he said, "Have a nice visit (Y/N), Eddie." Tony said as he turned and walked back into the labyrinth of a tower he lived in.
I dragged Eddie over to an elevator before clicking the lab button and heading down. When the elevator dinged we stepped out and I walked briskly over to where Bruce sat.
"Hi Brucie!" I said hugging him tightly, I felt him tense slightly.
"Don't scare me like that (Y/N)!" Bruce said with a small smile. "You didn't tell me you were coming?"
"She didn't?" Eddie asked annoyed.
"Uh, who's this?" Bruce asked, standing up and standing beside me.
"Bruce this is my friend Eddie. Eddie, this is Bruce."
"Doesn't seem very similar." Venom remarked. Eddie's face went white as Bruce gave me a inquisitive look.
"You brought a ventriloquist?" je said gesturing to Eddie.
"No. I've brought you Eddie Brock. The man who knows just what you're going through. Sharing a body with an unwanted guest." both men looked at me for a moment then at each other, than back to me. "How about I make this more transparent?" I said pinching Bruce on the arm.
"Ow!" He yelped gaining a green tint to his features.
"Oh Venom." I said in a sing song voice whilst I help up a bar of chocolate. The symbiote immediately appeared to steal the bar of chocolate, and after swallowing in one gulp he retreated back into Eddie. The two men looked at each other for a moment, I pulled Bruce over to Eddie and made them shake hands.
"Hulk, meet Venom. Venom, meet Hulk." I said happily. And then suddenly, before anything else could be said, the voice of Tony Stark was heard over head from the intercom.
"Hey, uh... (Y/N). I know it's your day off... But..."
"I'll be there in a minute." I replied, waving at the boys, "Now you boys be good while I'm gone!" I teased after walking out.

3rd Person P.O.V.

After (Y/N) left the room, the boys took a more relaxed stance, yet still keeping their guard.
"So, you and (Y/N)." Bruce questioned. "Just friends?"
"Yea, what's it to ya?" Eddie replied crossing his arms.
"Oh no reason." Bruce said sitting back in gis chair and turning his back to Eddie.
"Eddie... He likes (Y/N) too." Venom said, the voice bouncing inside of Eddie's head. Eddie, not being able to help himself shot a gooey tendril at Bruce's chair pulling him back to where he was in front of Eddie. Eddie bent down to look into Bruce's eyes, Bruce however was calm in this situation.
"Listen here pal." Eddie began, "(Y/N) said we had lots in common, but I wasn't thinking you liking her was on of them." Bruce simply nodded.
"She's mentioned you once or twice in conversation Mr Brock." Bruce said with an even tone, "Never from her descriptions of you did I think you'd liked her. She's quite observant, surprised she's not caught on to either of us."
"Yea, well. Between you and me buddy, I don't plan on sharing her."
"I don't either." Bruce replied, "Mind letting me go. I have some work I'd like to do before she gets back, seeing as you don't want to have a civil conversation." Eddie let go of Bruce and Bruce rolled his chair back to his desk. Eddie headed to the door.
"Oh and Mr Brock." Bruce said, causing Eddie to turn to look at him, "May the best monster win."

AN: Idk what this is, started this late the other night, there maybe a part two?
Also, more so Eddie v Bruce then Venom v Hulk like the picture shows. Oops