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Katniss Everdeen updated her status: reading twilight!!!😍 I need to get me a Jacob 💕

Peeta Mellark- I thought what we had was special....

Jacob Black- Yea told you I was hotter than any guy in the fandoms pay up

Edward Cullen- ya know, I though Gale was luck, so was Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Voldemort, Percy Jackson, Grover Underwood....

Katniss Everdeen- we get it!!!!

Edward Cullen- but Peeta?!!? No, I thought it was impossible,

Jacob Black- PAY UP!

Edward Cullen- *hands over a carcass of a grizzly* fine.

Voldemort- Jacob is not hotter than me!!!! No woman can resist my noseless, bald, powerful body

Hermione Granger- I can

Ginny Weasley- So can I

Mrs. Weasley- Me too

Belatrix Lestrange- I can't, my lord!!!!!!

Mrs.Malfoy- Get back in jail

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