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Chiron updated his status: Being half a horse is nice, especially since it's the lower half that's horse, if ya know what I mean 😉

Percy Jackson- EW!!!

Annabeth Chase- GROSS!!!

Chiron- C'mon people this is normal body stuff

Grover Underwood- Ummm, Chiron? We don't have health at camp.

Chiron- Crap,

Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson have left Camp Half-Blood

Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson were killed by monsters

Chiron- Why me???? Why must I be in charge???

Grover Underwood- Cause you're old

Chiron- oh.....

Different

Chiron has updated his status: let's talk about s*x, campers.

Percy Jackson- what's that?

Annabeth Chase- you took the words from my mouth

Chiron- why two people love each other very much......

Two hours later

Private conversation with Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

Percy Jackson- I thought it was the storks

Annabeth Chase- why'd it have to be so detailed and graphic?

Percy Jackson- I don't know *rocks back and forth slowly* why?

Annabeth Chase- why us?????

Percy Jackson- we'll never have kids

Three weeks later

Private conversation between Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase

Annabeth Chase- Percy? I want to have a baby.

Percy Jackson- okay.....from the storks right?

Annabeth Chase- they don't come from the storks remember?

Percy Jackson- okay right

Annabeth Chase- I'll be in your cabin in five minutes

Annabeth Chase has left this chat

10 minutes later

Chiron has updated his status: Females and Males must stay in their appointed cabin!!!!! No late night bed parties!!!

Aphrodites cabin- thanks a lot Percy and Annabeth!!!! *says sarcastically*

Annabeth Chase- Sorry

Percy Jackson- why are they trying to break into my cabin with pitchforks?

Percy Jackson- why are they tying me to a pole and lighting me on fire?

Percy Jackson has died

Annabeth Chase- So Grover I want to have a baby

Chiron- ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!