Chiron updated his status: Being half a horse is nice, especially since it's the lower half that's horse, if ya know what I mean 😉
Percy Jackson- EW!!!
Annabeth Chase- GROSS!!!
Chiron- C'mon people this is normal body stuff
Grover Underwood- Ummm, Chiron? We don't have health at camp.
Chiron- Crap,
Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson have left Camp Half-Blood
Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson were killed by monsters
Chiron- Why me???? Why must I be in charge???
Grover Underwood- Cause you're old
Chiron- oh.....
Different
Chiron has updated his status: let's talk about s*x, campers.
Percy Jackson- what's that?
Annabeth Chase- you took the words from my mouth
Chiron- why two people love each other very much......
Two hours later
Private conversation with Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase
Percy Jackson- I thought it was the storks
Annabeth Chase- why'd it have to be so detailed and graphic?
Percy Jackson- I don't know *rocks back and forth slowly* why?
Annabeth Chase- why us?????
Percy Jackson- we'll never have kids
Three weeks later
Private conversation between Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase
Annabeth Chase- Percy? I want to have a baby.
Percy Jackson- okay.....from the storks right?
Annabeth Chase- they don't come from the storks remember?
Percy Jackson- okay right
Annabeth Chase- I'll be in your cabin in five minutes
Annabeth Chase has left this chat
10 minutes later
Chiron has updated his status: Females and Males must stay in their appointed cabin!!!!! No late night bed parties!!!
Aphrodites cabin- thanks a lot Percy and Annabeth!!!! *says sarcastically*
Annabeth Chase- Sorry
Percy Jackson- why are they trying to break into my cabin with pitchforks?
Percy Jackson- why are they tying me to a pole and lighting me on fire?
Percy Jackson has died
Annabeth Chase- So Grover I want to have a baby
Chiron- ANNABETH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Books Meet Facebook
AcakWhat happens when the characters from The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, and Percy Jackson get Facebook? This big mess of a book.