Creepy Pasta Slice of Life

Stalker Much?

Message from the author, yours truly, because I am awesome: I do not own any of the Creepy Pastas mentioned in this story but the plots are my own.

Now let's begin.

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Jeff: "Hey Jack."

Jack: "..."

Jeff: "Nothing? I was gonna play a game, wanna play?"

Jack: "I need to check my email first."

Jeff: "Okay. Wait, mail from who?"

Jack sat down in his desk chair and swiveled around to face his computer. He turned it on and opened his inbox.

Jack: "Fans. A girl wants to go on a date with me' so I'm giving her my number."

Jeff whipped around and grabbed Eyeless Jack by the shoulders. Jeff stared wide eyed and intensely into black sockets. They stared at each other in silence, confusion on Jack's side and panic on Jeff's until the paler one practically exploded. (metaphorically of course.)

Jeff: "ARE YOU NUTS?!?!? DONT GIVE THEM YOUR F*CKING NUMBER!! THEY ARE STALKERS! STALKERS!! *high pitched voice* I FOUND ONE IN MY SHOWER THE OTHER DAY!!!"

Flashback~~~~

Jeff hummed to himself as he turned on the shower and shut the door. He drapped his white hoodie over the towel bar and went to retrieve another towel because someone (slendy) didn't leave out a new one for the next person. Jeff opened the closet door still humming as he got a towel off a frizzy shelf. HOLD THE PHONE!! Frizzy shelf? Jeff patted the shelf moving his hand down until he felt something sticking out. Jeff slowly turned his head to see a fangirl in his closet holding a poster and wearing heavy Jeff the Killer makeup.

Fangirl: "Hi Jeff. Hehehe."

Jeff: "HOLY MOTHER F*CKER!!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!?!?!!!!

The fangirl continued to giggle until Jeff looked down and realized he was naked.

Jeff: "AH!" *high pitched voice like he just got kicked in the balls and slammed closet door*

End of Flash Back~~~

Jeff: *Shudder*

Jack: "You realize I can't see that right?"

Jeff: "Whatever, just don't do it man. Don't. Do. It.

Jeff had leaned in so close his nose was almost touching Jack's mask.

Jack: "Jeff."

Jeff: "Yes Jack?"

Jack: "Personal space."

*appears behind Jeff*

Slenderman: "Jeff stop harassing Jack."

Jeff: "HOLY SHIT!!!"

Jeff bolted from the spot and crouched on the head of the sofa hissing like a cat. When he saw it was Slendy, Jeff flopped off the sofa. Then he got angry and waved his finger furiously at Slendy like it was having a seizure.

Jeff: "Don't EVER do that AGAIN!!!" *stares intensely*

Slenderman: "Jeff go to your room."

Jeff: "No!"

Slenderman held a dirty gym sock for Jeff to see.

Jeff: "AAAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

He stopped screaming when Slendy hid it behind his back again. Then Slendy held it up again.

Jeff: "AAAAAHAHAAAAH!!" *runs away*

Jack: "Thank you Slendy."

Slenderman: "Your welcome now, you better not be giving your email, number, or Game Center password out to anyone, are you?"

Jack: "Oh my god..."

Eyeless Jack sighed wearily turning back to his computer and rubbing his temples while reading the email.

Slenderman: "Jack answer me."

Jack: "..."

Slenderman: "ANSWER ME BOY!!!"

Jack: "Could you like, not."

Slenderman: "Not what?"

Jack: "Be here. Btw Smile pissed on the chair leg again."

Slenderman: "WHAT?!?!" DOOOOOOG!!!!"

As Slendy ran off, Jack smiled to himself and began to type now that the nuisances were gone.

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How's that for my first chapter? It might be a little short but this is my first fanfic so don't hate because I'm fantabulous. Yeah, thats a word, learn it, yeah BAM! No. Anyway leave questions or comments, like whatever you as long as it's not shitting on me idc but support the pasta!! That didn't come out right...Whatever, questions, comments, blah blah blah and feel free to ask the characters some questions too right guys?

Jack: "Go to sleep."

Jack: "..."

Slenderman: "Of course child."

Omg...😑